Hates stupid Hallmark holidays.Why dedicate a day when I'm sweet everyday..(and don't argue or I'll rip your lips off your face)
Seriously let's celebrate causes that mean something..like: Pork Gristle Appreciation Day, National Secondary Orifice Moisturizing Day, Self-Absorbed Failure Appreciation Day, Christian Brainwashing Day, Trendy Adopted Third World Baby Day, Closeted Mega-Queen Day, Mercilessly Teased Ugly Girl Day, National Show Some Fucking Manners Day, Passive-Aggressive Custodian Day, Non-Prescription Cold Remedy Day, Violent Mongoloid Brother Who Lives In The Attic Day, That Fat Girl's Hot Friend Day, Bald Dudes in Leather Day, Monstrous Dimpled Thighs Day, Take Our Necrotic Testicles To Work Day, Playtex Living Girdle Day, Unbearably Narcissistic Childrens Day, Pimple on your Ass Awareness day..need i go on...REALLY???
Forecast for Porter Updated: 3:48 PM CST on February 1, 2011
Blizzard Warning in effect until 3 PM CST Wednesday...
Tonight
Windy. Snow and a chance of thunderstorms. Blowing snow with visibility one quarter mile or less at times. Snow may be heavy at times. Snow accumulation of 10 to 15 inches. Lows 14 to 18. Northeast winds 20 to 30 mph with gusts up to 45 mph at times. Chance of precipitation 100 percent.
Wednesday
Windy...snow. Blowing snow with visibility one quarter mile or less at times. Snow accumulation of 4 to 6 inches. Total snow accumulation 14 to 23 inches. Highs in the mid 20s. North winds 20 to 30 mph with gusts up to 40 mph at times until late afternoon becoming northwest and decreasing to 10 to 20 mph with gusts up to 30 mph at times late in the afternoon. Chance of precipitation 90 percent.
Wednesday Night
Partly cloudy with a 40 percent chance of snow showers. Lows 3 below to 1 above zero. Wind chills as low as 10 below to 20 below zero. West winds 10 to 20 mph.
Thursday
Mostly sunny. Highs 9 to 13 above. Lowest wind chill readings 10 below to 20 below zero in the morning. Southwest winds 10 to 15 mph.
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