I really hate when I cannot sleep. I have been up since before 4 am. Too many things are on my mind and it just wasn't in my favor to get any more rest. Hopefully I can make my day somewhat productive in spite of already feeling lethargic.
I am so happy that I have a super great friend that I can vent to and blubber to about my woes and worries, fuck, snot running down my nose, I guess I was overdue for this outburst. I was just reminded that I have listened to the same from them... I guess all is good...
Recently, I went for a drug/tox screen for school. Conveniently, the lab was in a building right around the corner from my school, so in between classes I ran over there. The tech that waited on me had a personality that was was a little on the dry side. So she has me fill out the chain of custody and get my supplies out of the drawer and leads me into the bathroom. "Fill it up as much as you can" I pull this urine cup out of the bag and it was not the typical one I had always used before with a wide mouth on it. It was pretty darn narrow, matter of fact. She squirts some stuff in the toilet I am guessing would tell if I tried to alter anything and out she went. So I get in my position thinking, "I can do this!" Well needless to say I did fill it up, but I pissed all over my hand in the process...LOL There wasn't anywhere to set the cup I stand up and turn to the sink to wash my hands and the handle is mega-taped down! Are you kidding me??? I was like fuck it and opened the door with my pissed on hand and went to the other room where the girl was waiting and took my dripping cup from me and FINALLY, get to wash my hands... Pretty amusing to say the least.
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spookshow
18:49 Aug 31 2012
Well i might just have to steal this
and post it on facebook :p
Love it Thanks for sharing x