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"If you don't like what I'm saying, take your fucking ears off."

Unknown

"Tomorrow, I'm going to have sex with something."

The Cat

~Red Dwarf~

"You must truly despise me

If you do I understand

You must ask yourself why on earth

Should you give me one more chance



Get away from me, I come dissatisfacion guaranteed

If you wait for me, to change you're gonna wait eternally



I've asked you for one last chance ten times

Ten times you've viven it to me

Consider the odds this eleventh time

What are the chances going to be?



Don't think it doesn't take fighting

To tell you to save yourslef from me"



Capsize

~Dissatisfaction Guaranteed~

"Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man of fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Terry Pratchet

"Breathing fire has repercussions"

Gene Simmons