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Song: Code Monkey

Artist: Jonathan Coulton



Code Monkey get up get coffee

Code Monkey go to job

have boring meeting with boring manager Rob

Rob say Code Monkey very diligent

but his output stink

his code not functional or elegant

what do Code Monkey think

Code Monkey think maybe manager oughta write goddamn login page himself

Code Monkey not say it out loud

Code Monkey not crazy just proud



Code Monkey like Fritos

Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew

Code Monkey very simple man

with big warm fuzzy secret heart

Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey like you



Code Monkey hang around at front desk

tell you sweater look nice

Code Monkey offer buy you soda

bring you cup bring you ice

you say no thank you for the soda ’cause

soda make you fat

anyway you busy with the telephone

no time for chat



Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle

he sit down pretend to work

Code Monkey not thinking so straight

Code Monkey not feeling so great



Code Monkey like Fritos

Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew

Code Monkey very simple man

with big warm fuzzy secret heart

Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey like you a lot



Code Monkey have every reason

to get out this place

Code Monkey just keep on working

to see your soft pretty face

Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake

Take bath, take nap

This job fulfilling in creative way

such a load of crap

Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you

Code Monkey just waiting for now

Code Monkey say someday, somehow



Code Monkey like Fritos

Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew

Code Monkey very simple man

with big warm fuzzy secret heart

Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey like you







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4TfDs9veis

Artist: A Perfect Circle

Song: Passive



Dead as dead can be

My doctor tells me

But I just can't believe him

Ever the optimistic one

I'm sure of your ability

To become my perfect enemy



Wake up and face me

Don't play dead 'cause maybe

Someday I will walk away and say

You disappoint me

Maybe you're better off this way



Leaning over you here

Cold and catatonic

I catch a brief reflection

Of what you could and might have been

It's your RIGHT and your ability

To become my perfect enemy



Wake up

(Why can’t you?)

And face me

(Come on now)

Don't play dead

(Don’t play dead)

'Cause maybe

(Because maybe)

Someday

(Someday)

I’ll walk away and say

You disappoint me

Maybe you're better off this way



Maybe you're better off this way (×4)

You're better off this (×2)

Maybe you're better off...



Wake up

(Why can't you?)

And face me

(Come on now)

Don't play dead

(Don’t play dead)

'Cause maybe

(Because maybe)

Someday

(Someday)

I’ll walk away and say

You fucking disappoint me

Maybe you're better off this way!



Go ahead and play dead

(GO!)

I know that you can hear this

(GO!)

Go ahead and play dead

(GO!)



Why can't you turn and face me?

(WAKE UP!)

Why can't you turn against me?

(WAKE UP!)

Why can't you turn against me?

(WAKE UP!)

Why can't you turn against me?

(GO!)

You fucking disappoint me



Passive-aggressive bullshit...

Artist: Green Day/Oasis

Song: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams / Wonderwall



[Original]

I walk a lonely road

The only one that I have ever known

Don't know where it goes

But it's home to me and I walk alone



[Oasis(Band)]

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you



[Original]

I walk this empty street

On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Where the city sleeps

And I'm the only one and I walk alone



[Oasis(Band)]

By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now



[Chorus 1:Greenday(Band)]

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me

My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating

Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me

'Til then I walk alone



[Travis]

Every day I wake up and it's Sunday

Whatever's in my head won't go away

The radio is playing all the usual

And what's a Wonderwall anyway *



[Oasis(Band)]

Back beat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is

out

I'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really had a doubt

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now...



[Original]

I'm walking down the line

That divides me somewhere in my mind

On the border line

Of the edge and where I walk alone



[Oasis(Band)]

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you



[Original]

Read between the lines

What's fucked up and everything's alright

Check my vital signs

To know I'm still alive and I walk alone



[Oasis(Band)]

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do



[Chorus 2: Oasis(Band)]

And all the roads we have to walk are winding

And all the lights that lead us there are blinding

There are many things that I would like to say to you

But I don't know how



[Hook]

[Original]

I walk this empty street

On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams



[Oasis(Band)]

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you



[Original]

I walk this empty street

On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams



[Oasis(Band)]

By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do



[Original]

Where the city sleeps

And I'm the only one and I walk a...



[Chorus 1:Greenday (Oasis)]

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me (maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me)

My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating (maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me)

Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me (maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me saves me)

'Til then I walk alone



[Eminem]**[Aerosmith]**REMIX

Sing with me; sing for the year (Sing it!)

Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear

Sing with me, just for today

Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away...

Song: All The Same

Artist: Sick Puppies



I don't mind where you come from

As long as you come to me

I don't like illusions I can't see

Them clearly



I don't care no I wouldn't dare

To fix the twist in you

You've shown me eventually

What you'll do



I don't mind...

I don't care...

As long as you're here



Go ahead tell me you'll leave again

You'll just come back running

Holding your scarred heart in hand

It's all the same

And I'll take you for who you are

If you take me for everything

Do it all over again

It's all the same



Hours slide and days go by

Till you decide to come

And in between it always seems too long

All of a sudden



And I have the skill, yeah I have the will

To breathe you in while I can

However long you stay

Is all that I am



I don't mind...

I don't care...

As long as you're here



Go ahead tell me you'll leave again

You'll just come back running

Holding your scarred heart in hand

It's all the same

And I'll take you for who you are

If you take me for everything

Do it all over again

It's always the same



Wrong or right

Black or white

If I close my eyes

It's all the same



In my life

The compromise

I close my eyes

It's all the same



Go ahead say it you're leaving

You'll just come back running

Holding your scarred heart in hand

It's all the same

And I'll take you for who you are

If you take me for everything

Do it all over again

It's all the same