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For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously



1. A day without sunshine is like, night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be

misquoted, then used against you.

9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

11. Remember: half the people you know are below average.

12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it

remains?

13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

14. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16. Eagles may soar, but dogs don't get sucked into jet engines.

17. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets

the cheese.

18. I intend to live forever -- so far so good.

19. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.

20. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her

friends?

21. The only substitue for good manners is fast reflexes.

22. Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have.

23. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

and going the wrong way.

24. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you

tried.

25. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

26. Experience is something you don't get until after you need

it.

27. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

28. Bills travel though the mail at twice the speed of checks.

29. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

30. Realize that no matter what you do, the grocery store

check-out line you're in will always take the longest.

31. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

32. Anything you buy will go on sale the next day.

33. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

34. The colder the x-ray table the more of you body is required

on it.

35. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the

softness of the bread.

36. The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to your

ability to reach it.

37. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from

many is research.

38. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

39. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

40. Two wrongs are only the beginning.

41. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

42. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to

catch up.

43. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

44. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

45. Get a new car for your spouse -- it'll be a great trade!

46. Plan to be spontaneous -- tomorrow.

47. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

48. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

49. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

50. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

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MrNobody

I have been pushing myself to keep up with demands at work both mental and physical for weeks without much rest. So my body finally said "Go to Hell". I was so exhausted that I couldn't drag myself out of bed at 6:00 and called in. I rolled over and slept until I woke spontaneously at 11:15. I feel better and more alert now than I have in ages. Still going to work but doing minimal absolutely necessary tasks. Only staying a few hours (2 or 3 ) at most instead of a full day.

Another short weekend. At least Saturday and Sunday were short days but I am ready for work to slow down enough that I can have a short break of a whole weekend. I need to get away. New Orleans is 190 miles (300 km) and would make a good weekend break. I haven't seen the French Quarter in years.

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Oceanne
23:53 Jun 05 2011

Sure hope that works out for you.

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