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The Ultimate Showdown

00:35 Mar 15 2006
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Here is a song I wrote...

Just enjoy...

Doom



The Ultimate Showdown



Old Godzilla was hopping around

Tokyo City like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade

And hit Godzilla with a bat-grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

But didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceded to open up a can of Shaq Fu

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O’Neal

Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

But before it could make it back to to batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullet and he ran away

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day



This is the Ultimate Showdown

Of Ultimate Destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions

As far as the eye can see

And only on will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown

Of Ultimate Destiny



Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

And then Shaq came back

Covered in a tire track

But Jackie Chan jumped out

And landed on his back

And Batman was injured and trying to get steady

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

And he reach for his gun, which he just couldn’t find

‘cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault

While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault

Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare





This is the Ultimate Showdown

Of Ultimate Destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions

As far as the eye can see

And only on will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown



Angels sang out...

In immaculate chorus...

Down from the Heavens...

Descended Chuck Norris...

Who delivered a kick...

Which could shatter bones...

Into the crotch...

Of Indianna Jones...

Who fell over on the ground...

Writhing in pain...

As Batman changed back...

Into Bruce Wayne...

But Chuck saw through...

His clever disguise...

And he crushed Batman’s head...

In between his thighs...



Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight

And Benito Mussolini

And the Blue Meanie

And Cowboy Curtis

And Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator

Captain Kirk and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman

And every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock

And Hulk Hogan



All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe...



The fight raged on for a century.

Many lives were claimed, but eventually

The champion stood--

The rest saw their better:

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater...



This is the Ultimate Showdown

Of Ultimate Destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions

As far as the eye can see

And only on will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown

(This is the Ultimate Showdown)

This is the Ultimate Showdown

(This is the Ultimate Showdown)

This is the Ultimate Showdown

Of Ultimate Destiny!


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