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Zombies and vampires. The two have been battling it out for almost as long as pirates. However, I think it should be quite clear that ZOMBIES are the winner in this battle of "coolness". Why you may ask? Simple:



1. Vampires, mainly "anime" vampires such as the shows, usually have that "emotion" thing going on. I mean, seriously, killing isn't fun when your whining and bitching in the process. Zombies, unsurprisingly, lack human emotion, and thus, are not deaf and dumb.



2. Zombies actually kill people. Or at least try to. Vampires just "bite" people. Drink some blood, nothing special. Zombies, being the awesome mindless killers they are, rip apart human beings in a frenzy of blood, guts, and brain-eating. Always fun to watch.



3. Zombies attack in groups, it's rare to see a whole army of vampires attack a human. Maybe groups of three or more, but it pales in comparison to whole packs of thousands of zombies. I would much rather be attacked by three vampires then be torn limb from limb by 60,000 zombies.



4. Zombies look scary. Vampires usually just look like humans with fangs. Hell, female vampires can actually be attractive. Which is bad, seeing how vampires are the "undead", so that kind of counts as necrophilia. Zombies, in general, remind us why we shouldn't find the undead sexy. :0



That's my view on the debate between vampires and zombies. Zombies win. End of story...maybe...

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Maell
18:07 Jul 31 2009

Nice. :P

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