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I was walking aimlessly one night at about 10:00Pm. I was in company of my good friend Tony. While on some random corner in the middle of a sidewalk, I decided it was too cold to go on without putting more clothes on. So I stopped and on request Tony held up a blanket that was attached to my back pack. In my backpack were several articals of clothing, one of which was a queer contraption called "grandma pants" that are of the fleece asortment very warm. While hidding behind the blanket I proceded to take off my TRIPP pants, Put on my grandma pants and then proceeded to put back on my TRIPP pants. While this was going on a person I knew drove up and decided to say hullo. I asked who in the name of Lucifers bottom he was. Acording to him I tried to murder him with a chair while in class. Upon later thought I did.