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A knock at the door...

It opens, a joker jumps in

With friends and more.

He says, "Give me some time

Give me the floor,

Listen to me,"

Ring! Ring!

"Ah shit! Theres my whore."



So I consider my choises

While he talkes on the phone.

I look at him and stare him down

And see he is drity... what was that am i hearing voices?



I look at his hand and see a bag...

"What are you looking at so i can brag?"

He says to me...

"Whats in your hand...I wana see?"

"Magic and answers but the cost will be times 3"



He took my bubblebaries but he left the sack...

And ill let you know he riped me off and thats a fact...



I opened it up and rummaged around...

No magic or ansewer anywhere to be found.



Just salts and malts, mushrooms and a viniger...

Im starting to think that this man was sinister...



I tell myself "Fuck it" and carry on...

I notice im hungry and think to myself

"I got mushrooms and viniger I'll be fine."

So i cook up a meal and start to dine.



Half and hour later I notice something different. Something seems funny everything is hestericle to me. Im feel ing realy good I'm feel ing realy free. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" im laughing my ass off for no reason. I can't think of my problems because I just dont care. I'm lagughing harder than I ever did in my life. For once I feel the true joy of being happy, to burst with joy. To this day I could tell you what the happiest time of my life was and I'd tell you this day. I feel a defferent change and look at a poster on my wall. A drawing of a naked woman, it was pale and had little color. but she was moving and i was staring. Then i was interuped by my face. I had to look at it. I rushed to the mirror in the bathroom and found and amazing sight. I had changed. My face was smooth, my ears where long, my hair was spiked and i was happy. I turn back to my room and walk out. The walls were breathing, the trees where growing, the fire dezined fabric cought fire. then my kitty jumped on my bed, " Meow!" she purred at me. I started petting and noticed her beautiful white and gray hair. It was soft and fluffy and her face was even more to look at. She was my kitty and i was her human. I laid down on my fluffy blanket and sunk into a world of fluffy. Free of of thought and free of pourpose. I cought a sent of a women that had left it the last time she was there. I got up and thought, " Wheres my other kitty?" I opened the front door and saw the world. The cool autum air filled my lungs. The frost on the concreat glistened brighter and sweetly kissed the bottom of my feet. The fallen leaves reminded me of peace and love, I'm back, elvan and old. Peace ran throught me and I was back form the debths of my con.... "Meow!" My other kitty was on the roof! So i ran to a spot where i colud climb. Scaling the building faster than ever before. I reached the top greeted by the kisses of my kitty. "Hello Kitty!" echoing from my mouth to the wrold. "Wow!" then again. I picked my kitty up and walked to the middle. The small pebles where frosty and cold. I sat down and looked at the sky... the sun was casting a froresent color accros the clouds and the clouds were perfect in every way. "Oh my God!" echocing from my mouth. "Hello Kitty!" "Weeeee!" "I love you God!" I sat there for a while saying those few words and petting my kitty. Then i stood up turned around and noticed a boy on his bike. He looked at me not noticing me before, "Hey what time is it?" he asked. I shrugged and started my decend down. My kitty in my arms. I put my kitty down as i got to the floor. I walked back in my house with my kitty fallowing me. My phone was ringing, "Hello?" no answer but the feeling that someone beautiful was on the other end. A knock at the door, "Hello?" no one there but shadows. The sadows where dark and invited themselves in. they wanted my bubble barries. And i wanted what they couldnt give me. They where forbidden to be around. So I ran to bed and sunk again. They tried to fallow but sliped away. They finaly left. I was scared. The world was crombling fluffy became srcatchy. Happy became anger. Health became sickness. I went to the bathroom. I wasnt happy. My ears where frice. I threw up on the floor... I didnt how I got there in the first place. I got up. The world was rumbling and anger at me. People were looking for me. The world was ending there was nowhere else to trun. I ran out the door and into the forest. I ran into bushes and under trees. I ran so far in I knew they wouldnt find me here. I started walking and came out of a brush. There was a street light and a shack. I knew i was still being fallowed. I heard them call my name... there was noughting else I could do. I sat down: cold, tired, lonly. It was dark. the stars were out. I wanted to be rid of all the dretruction.... FLASHES!!! of was and devistation ran through my mind. What the hell... BOOM!!!!!!! I flew into the air and landed dead as i saw the other half of my body. "AAAAAAHHHH!!!!" The gash accros my chest spurted blood and i felt more pain as arrows peirced every part of my body... more and more deaths passed throught me more and more pain... scared. Hoplessly murdered, torchered, stabbed, poisened, eaten alive, every death possible untill i jumped falling off a cliff. Looking at sharp rocks at the bottom thinking I'm going over the stars!... Slam! Back to reality Or did i even leave? I was lying on the groundface it the drit. I was sore from head to toe. I was in pain all the pain i had just endured. I felt blown up and stabbed at the same time. A breeze passed by and it was all gone. "Zeb!" they were still looking for me. The world, my world was ending, hilocoptors passed by with search lights. I stayed still trucks were driving around looking for me. People walked by me but couldnt find me. Then they all at once gave up. The hilocopters flew away, the trucks rumbled in the distance, and the peoples voices faded away still calling my name. Then silence. i touched my face, it felt like i had alone expression on it. The wind, the trees, the stars... The Stars! "To be rid of it all you must go over the stars!" the voice was hidding evil. I must die! Jump! Eat yourself! Blow up! Stab youself! I MUST DIE!!!! I started taking bites out of my arm but it sealed and grew back. I found a stick and stabbed myself but it went right through me as if I were a ghost. I found a contianer of clorox but I just threw it up. I tore off my skin from my face over and over again but it just grew back. I jumped and landed on my feet in the same spot. I jumped into trafic and found myself where i stared. Getting more and ore angry at not being able to kill myself a screamed and fell to my knees. The insanity and madness jumped out of me. Landed a few feet looked right at me grolwed because half of it was still in me. It twisted its body around cutting off half of it then vanishing in the bushes on two legs. I got up from the ground and made my way back to my house. I came out of the tree line, "Zeb!" I ducked to the ground. I looked back... the tree line was filled with colors and creatures. Both good and evil, they where beckoning me back. I looked ahead and saw my life: past present and future... the future undecited. A friend was looking for me with his girlfriend. "Over the stars... this is your last chance." the creatures beckoned. I was on a small hill near a road in fornt of my house. I noticed I was dead. I was just a pile of bones. Two choices. Good and evil for eternity or my life.

I moved my hand then slowly got up from the dead grass. As I did this my guts grew back, then the muscle, then my skin. I stept on the road and felt my cloths move aginst my skin. My friend pulled up to my drivway went to my door with his drunken girlfriend, knocked on the wide open door entered calling for me. I was still quick. I made my way to the front and stood there. He turned around, "What the fuck happened... oh hey whats up.?" looking shocked, "Want a beer?"



Of course i wanted one i just came back from a trip to heaven and hell!