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When I reach out for something it falls out of my hand like ash in the wind. If I work with careful consideration then I can hold it and keep it without destroying it myself. When I fall in a tar pit or quick sand and I start to panic, I sink deeper. If i calm my nerves and try to think about how I'm going to get out, then I can pull myself out. If I bite the hand that feeds me, then it will strike back. If i tell someone to jump into the river to see if it's cold, then i should fallow or jump in first. If I wear a mask in one room and take it off in another because its not the same color then I should just break all my masks and say fuck you you stupid color. If all i care about is staying alive, then I should remember that life is shorter then i realized. If a bomb goes off then I should lock and load. If I'm afraid that i don't have enough money then I should go in dept to see whats it's like to starve. If I know that I'm not not going to fuck for a year... then I should pull my dick out, turn on a porn and grab my tissue. LIVE LIFE FREE AND UNFUCKED IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE AND YOU REALIZE IT'S SHORTER WHEN YOU GET OVER THE FEAR OF DIEING.... THAT'S OF COURSE IF YOUR A MORTAL...... BITCHES!!!!!!!