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When I am.....

Picturing you laying next to me,

I start to cry cuz I know your not there.

When I am.....

Talking to you on the phone,

I just want you by my side holding me.

When I am.....

Coming to see you,

I cant move fast enough.

When I am.....

Thinking of you,

I cry because of your so wonderful to me.

When I am.....

Feeling your body so close to mine,

I have to slow my breathing down.

When I am.....

With you for eternity,

I can finally rest my soul.

In the style of Dante's Inferno.







There is a lovely place,



where the insensitive see the annoying suffer



And go to see a "friendly" face.











I, Amanda, am being guided



by a decietful innkeeper, Dani



Who will be torturing the smited.











I will be assigned,



To help the torturing



To those who are confined.











As we stated our decent



Into my internship



I was lucky I hadn't repent.











We entered the land of the naive,



Where overly stupid run wild



I was glad they never concieved.











Their holding pen was a great, white, circular room



Their punishment was the severe pain of walking barefoot on broken glass.



And looking for a corner by the light of the moon.











For the ones whose stupidity far passes



Continually jumping off a bridge for them



Their soul never surpasses.











We continue to level two



Taking the elevator down



It started to smell like poo.











To my surprise I saw those snobs



Hanging with a hook through their stuck up noses



Their torturer look like a slob!











When they fell on the pit of coins,



Good old Micheal Jackson tormented them



By singing, dancing and grabbing his loins.











While he danced he beat them witha bat



with huge metal spiked.



His accomplice was a rat.











Laughing gleefully we continued on



To the level that contained the liars



Who never again will see the "Don".











Standing in the desert's hot sands



We see that their mouths were sewn shut and birds were flying over



I asked my guid, "What be this land?"











Talking though laughs dani said,



"This be the land of liars



Their mouths sewn shut becaus of where their lies led











The birds ripping their lips apart



for them to sew back on



and on what might come next, dont make me start!"











I saw the boils growing



For their lies they are ever thinking



And they continued on sewing.











And we continued down to meet my boss



He looked just like Brad Pitt, In fact he was!



Stunned by his beauty, I was at a loss.











He and Mighty Perry



Were surrounded by gangsters



Who were quite scary!











Here I found the wangsters from Montana



In a place that resembled



the back streets of Havana.











Then the leaders



explained their torment



Since they where the beaters.











"Everyday they go through initiation



with repeated beatings and unsterile tattoos,



with hope they will find much complication.











Wearing their pink tutus and leotards



They get shot and stabbed



The whole time looking like retards.











Every night they must lay



With a STD infested drag queen



We all call him Fay."











So with that they ended with a laugh



and withthis journey



I was able to find my craft.











I, to be assigned to that land of stupidity



I part my way, a long journey



To get away from this humidity.











My guide stays behind, her being a leader



The last image I see her kicking a wangster



I think it might have been my brother, Deiter.



THE END!!!!!!!!