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me: *yodels and pops lips*

imp: did you just yodel and explode because your a suicide bomber

me: if I explode I want it to be more

imp: no seriously

me: I would like to explode with more noise then a bird that ate rice

imp: *yodels and pops lips* what just died on you a hair folicle?

me: *explains what was typed*

imp: where did you put that

me: no where yet just starting the ghost writing thing again thats a good thing though

imp:*pops lips* quit it your going to go bald in 500 days, wait is it like that hair on your arms or is it like the hairs between your eyebrows that aren't really hairs?

me: this is beautiful

imp: where are you putting all of this

me:hooker no where....yet

imp: love you, but not as much as you like OH!

me:and that went in this as well

imp: if your not horrible how will they know how good that have it until someone comes along and fucks with their shit...your typing that to aren't you?

me:I am!

imp:* typing on her end*

me: you can't ghost write me

imp: I have a sudden need to yell awful things

me:wow

imp:you talk

me:I am talking

imp: okay good I turned of the adobe sound which is the games music

me: you could have just muted it

imp: yeah but it makes me giggle

me: oh my goodness

imp:wait your goodness, your pretty decicive with that arent you

me: I could have a script for a hilarious movie on our conversations alone

imp: woohoo I had a great day! pretty deciceve with that shit arent you? what? selfish bastard. *sings chours to money three times* what are you type type typing so fast over there?

me:I'm convinced you say some things because you know I'm typing it down

imp:actually not at all I just think man that girl is typing over there and then you say something and I remember oh shit she is typing what I say over there I dont have a big skull

me: what

imp: you know when some people are like oh someone is typing about me must preform, you know my background music has been dubstep in my head I'm gonna have to bitch slap you if you dont quit typing verything I say without particiipating

me: Im trying to participate but you going much to fast*southern accent*

imp: FAST*stronger southern accent*