The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Adsullata - A Continental Celtic Goddess of spring; may be equated with Sul, the Sun Goddess of another pantheon.



Aeife - She was among the instructors of Cu Chulainn, whom he married for a year and bore him a son. She was condemned to be a demon of the air as punishment.



Aibheaog - In the County of Donegal, she was worshipped at Tover Breda. The well's waters were held to be an effective remedy against toothache, so long as the petitioner left a little white stone beside the well as a substitue for the sore tooth. It is believed that she was also an ancient Fire Goddess.



Aige - Turned into a fawn and plunged into the bay now named after her.



Aine - This is the Bright Faery Goddess to whome the mountain Knock Aine on the shores of Lough Gur is dedicated, and she is one of the great goddesses of ancient Ireland. Daughter of the Tuatha king, Egogabal, and a shapeshifter, her alternate form is that of a swan and a red mare. Also as a Moon Goddess, patron of crops and cattle. Her name is derived from Adeh (fire) and could also be identified with Bridget. The Mid-summer festivals were in her honor prior to St. John's Day. Her energy is the "Big Sun" between Beltain to Samhain.



Airmed - Tuatha who had great magickal powers, especially in herblore.



Amatersu - Goddess of the Sun. Latin Amator - Lover.



Anath - Goddess of Mars. Greek Anathema - Devoted to evil.



Andarta - (Andrasta) The Goddess of Victory invoked by the Celtic Queen Boadicea.



Anna - Goddess of the Dark Moon. Psychic work, healing and protection.



Anu - (Anann) Deae Matronae of Ireland, Goddess of fertility, prosperity and abundance. Anann is worshipped in Munster Ireland as a goddess of Plenty.



Aoibhinn - Queen of the Faery of North Munster, Ireland.



Aphrodite - (Venus) Goddess of love, young and beautiful, planet Venus, element Water. Aphrodite was concieved from the ocean foam said that when Cronos castrated Uranus and threw the member in the ocean, Aphrodite walked forward.



Aradia - Goddess of Air, protection.



Arianhod - Welsh Goddess of Air.



Artimis - (Diana) Goddess of the new moon. Healing and protection. As Diana, Goddess of Mars and the Full Moon then ruling psychic work, healing and protection. On Earth, she is Goddess of the woods and the Hunt. In the Sky she is Phobe (Selene) Goddess of the Moon; in the Underworld she is Hecate.



Asherah - Goddess of love. Planet Venus.



Astarte - (Ashtoeth)Goddess of love. Planet Venus. Queen of Heaven with cresent horns. Ashtoreth, in hebrew.



Aynia - A Faery Queen of Ulster, Ireland.



Ban-Chuideachaidh Moire - The midwife to the Virgin Mary, and a title given to St. Bridget



Banfathi - The Goddess who accompanies troops into battle, of strategy.



Ban Naomha - (Banna Naomha) A fish Goddess



Bast - Goddess of the Sun



Becuna Cneisgel - Fertility Goddess



Beltis - Goddess of love. Planet Venus.



The Black Virgin - The Goddess worshipped by the Dryadesses of Sena on the Isle D'e Sein. One of their major religious sites later became the Chartres Cathedral.



Blathnat - Daughter of Midir, King of the Gaelic Underworld. She helped Cu Chulainn steal her father's magick cauldron.



Boadicea - (Boudiga) Queen of the Iceni tribe who personally led a rebellion against the Romans in 61 A.D. Boudiga occurs a a name of a Goddess meaning Victory.



Boand - The Divine Ancestress of the Celtic Boii tribe. Her name means "white cow"



Branwen - Goddess of love



Bridget - (Brigid) Goddess of Fire, ruling Mars and the Moon. She is the triple goddess of poetry, healing and smithcraft. Psychic work and protection.



Brizo - Moon Goddess, psychic work, healiing and protection.



Buana - Which means Good Mother. Irish Goddess as a cow, similar to that of Hathor or Hera.



Cally Berry - Ulster Ireland's Goddess, who has been reduced from a nature spirit, the personification of winter and the guardian of the wild deer, to a malignant supernatural Hag. Her name is derived from the Indian Goddess Kali-Ma, Goddess of birth and destruction.



Calliope - "Beautiful One" Muse of epic poetry.



Canola - Goddess of Music



Cardea - Goddess of Air



Carman - Wexford, Ireland Goddess, Gaelic name of Wexford is Lock Garman (Loch gCarman). May have a Phoenician or Greek connection.



Carravogue - Hag of winter. Gabhog & Ghaereagain



Cebhfhionn - A Goddess of inspiration who stood next to the Well of Knowledge constantly filling a vessel with its water and pouring it out without letting wisdom-seeking humans taste it.



Ceithlenn - The Crooked Tooth; Wife of Balor, the old God who appears in legend as the King of the Formorians



Ceridwen - Goddess of the Cauldron of life. Moon Goddess. Psychic work, healing and protection.



Ceres - (Demeter) Mother Earth. Searched the Earth for her other half, her daughter is Persephone.



Cetnenn - A great warrior in Irish legend



Clio - Muse of History.



Cliodna of the Fair Hair - Irish Goddess of great beauty



Coventina - Goddess who was patron of healing wells and springs



Crobh Dearg - Red claw, ancient Goddess who was said to be the sister of Latiaran.



Cybele - (Rhea) The mother Goddess. Planet Saturn. Psychic workings.



Demeter - (See Ceres)



Derbforgaille - A swan maiden, who fell in love with Cu Chulainn, and was wounded by him.



Diana - (See Artimis)



Dil - Cattle Goddess of ancient Ireland



Domnu - Goddess of the Fir Domnann; the goddess brought in with the wave of the Firbolg invasion of Ireland



Dornoll - Warrior Goddess who was among the Amazon instructors of Cu Chulainn, and whose sexual advances he refused.



Druantia - A Fir-Tree Goddess



Dubh Lacha - A Sea Goddess



Eadon - A Goddess of poetry and inspiration



Ebhlinne - (Ebhlenn) The Goddess worshipped in the county of Tipperary, Ireland. Her home was the 12 mountains of Ebhlenn, the daughter of Guaire from Brugh na Boine, and married to a king of Cashel.



Echtghe Aughty - Daughter of the God Nuada. She may be an ancient form of Anu.



Eithne - (Ethniu) Daughter of Danu and Balor, wife of Mackinely or Cian, Mother of Lugh. May be equated with the Welsh Arianrhod.



Ele - (Eile) The sister of Queen Maeve



Eorann - Goddess of the woods, married to Suibhne



Erato - "Beloved One" Muse of erotic poetry or mime.



Eri - Mother of Bres



Ernmas - Which means murder. She is the mother of the Morrigu



Ess Euchen - A War Goddess killed by Cu Chulainn when avenging the death of her three sons, whom he had killed



Estiu - A Warrior and Bird Goddess



Etrange - Mother of the Goddess Macha



Euterpe - Muse of lyric poetry.



Fachea - Goddess of Poetry and Inspiration



Fand - Goddess of healing and pleasure, lover of Cu Chulainn, and wife of Manannan mac Lir. Her name is analogous with the Latin Venus and Norse Vanir



Fea - War Goddess wife of Nuada, King of Tara and the Tuatha



Feithline - A seer who lived in the Cruachen (gateway to hell), hill in western Ireland and appeared to Queen Maeve, attired in a gold crown with seven burnt-gold braids hainging down on her shoulders to fortell the queen's death.



Findabair - Daughter of Queen Medb who died of shame



Flaithius - Was a Kundry, who originally appears as a repulsive Hag, and then once kindness has been given her, turns into a beautful woman.



Flidhais - Woodland Goddess, ruler of beasts. She rode a chariot pulled by deer. Her husband was Adammair, or Fergus.



Freia - Goddess of love, planet Venus



Gaea - Mother Earth rules money and healing. That which is earth herself.



Garbh Ogh - Ancient ageless giantess, whose cart was drawn by elks



Gillagriene - Daughter of the Sun in Irish Legend



Gwyddynod of Gloucester - Warrior goddesses who are rarely mentioned in literature, and who possibly connected to the smith-God, Gwydion



Hathor - Egyptian Goddess, Moon Goddess and of Venus. Psychic work, protection and healing



Hebe - (Juventas) Goddess of Healing, Youth and Beauty. Married Hercules



Hecate - (Brimo, Diana) Goddess of the Underworld, the Dark Moon. Planet Saturn, Psychic, divinations, healing and protection by means of destroying.



Hera - (Juno) Greek Goddess, Queen of the Heavens, presided over marriages and births. A stately Matron bearing the symbol of the crown. Argus, a peacock is at her side. Her holiday is Matronalia Festival.



Hestia - (Vesta) Goddess of Fire.



Hygenia - Goddess of health and healing



Ilat - Goddess of the Sun



Inanna - Goddess of the Planet Venus and of fertility, some accounts say the Moon.



Inghean Bhuidhe - Yellow-haired girl, who was the sister of Latiaran. She was honored in Pagan Ireland on May 6th with rituals around a sacred well.



Iseult - (Isolde, Esyllt, Essyllt Vyngwen) Fine hair, Goddess connected with healing,



Ishtar - Mother Goddess of love and fertility



Isis - Moon Goddess, Hers is the spirit and ether, psychic healing, love and protection



Juno - (See Hera)



Kali - East Indian Goddess of Fire, birth and destruction - Shiva is her partner.



Kore - (See Persephone)



Lachesis - One of the three fates. She rolls the thread of mortal lives on the spindle.



Latiaran - A Harvast Goddess. She had two sisters, Lasiar (flame) ruled spring, and Inghean Bhuidhe (yellow hair) ruled summer.



Leanan-Sidhe - Mistress of Peace; the spirit of life. Goddess of inspiration tothe poet and singer. In exchange for her spirit, she burns them up; living off their life spirit so that their earthly life is brief.



Levenah - Moon Goddess



Liban - Irish Goddess of healing and pleasure.



Libanie - Beauty of women. Mermaid Goddess associated with Lough Neagh



Logia - The Goddess worshipped at the Lagan River in Ireland



Luna - (Selene) Moon Goddess, see Artimis



Maat - Goddess of Communication



Mab - (Maeve) Fairy Queen, whose name meant mead.



Mah - Earth Goddess



Mal - The Goddess of Hag's Head.



Mariamne - Goddess of Love



Mari - Full Moon Goddess



Melpomone - Muse of Tragedy



Metis - Goddess of Wisdom



Mia - Goddess of Love



Mnemosyne - Mother of the muses, Goddess of Memory



Moingfhion - (Mongfhinn) White-haired one. She is associated with Samhain; the crone, Goddess of Winter



Morgan le Fay - She is derived of an earlier Goddess of Fate - Fata Morgana.



Moirae - Are the three fates bearing mortal fate.



Morrigan - Goddess of War.



Muireartach - Eastern Sea, Goddess of the stormy ocean. A one-eyed crone who lived beneath the waves.



Munanna - Bird Goddess, crying "revenge, revenge" on the Scandanavian sea pirates



Nair - (Nar) Fertility, Earth Goddess. Any King who apparently slept with her died.



Nessa - Ungentle. Originally Assa, or gentle one. Warrior Goddess of Ulster Ireland who defeated King after King.



Niamh - Goddess of great beauty, Lir's Daughter, chose Ossian to be her lover.



Nike - Goddess of Victory, shown as a winged figure carrying a palm or wreath. Guiding the horses of victors into war, or writing their name on a shield.



Nimue - New Moon Goddess



Nuit - Goddess of Air, Heavens, her animal representation is the cat.



Pasiphae - Moon Goddess, married to Dionysus every year. She has given birth to the Minotaur. Pasiphae rules dreams.



Pele - Goddess of Fire



Persephone - (Kore) Earth Goddess, she resides in both realms. Half of which she resides with Hades



Phobe - Moon Goddess



Polyhymnia - Muse of Sacred Poetry



Pomona - Nymph of the gardens and fruits, holding the horn of plenty.



Prithivi - Earth Goddess



Rhiannon - Earth Goddess



Scathach - War Goddess and prophetess from Alba, Scotland, who taught the martial arts to Cu Chulainn, who's name means woman who strikes fear.



Sekhment - Sun Goddess



Selene - Goddess of the moon



Sequana - Divine Ancestress of the Sequani tribe of France.



Shekinah - The Goddess of Spirit/Ether



Sinnan - Granddaughter of the Sea God Lir. Nymph of a river now known as Shannon.



Tea - Goddess of Tara.



Tethys - Daughter of Uranus and Terra. Married Oceanus and gave birth to three thousand nymphs; Oceanids. She is pictured riding a shell chariot followed by dolphins; Tritons.



Terpsichore - Muse of Dance



Thalia - Muse of Comedy, seen holding a mask



Themis - Goddess of equality, peace and law. She sat by Zeus and aided as a counselor of justice. Her attribute is the scales and a sword. We also see her blindfolded as a sign of the partiality of a judge.



Turrean - Wolfhound Goddess



Uairebhuidhe - Bird Goddess



Urania - Muse of astronomy. Wears a starred gown and holds a globe.



Venus - (See Aphrodite)

A

ANNE RICE ROUTINE--Vampire-with-a-tortured-soul actor

ANYWHERE BUT HERE--Fantasy game where players imagine an Elsewhere to Be (e.g., Buffy fantasizes about Gavin Rossdale massaging her feet on a beach at sunset; Willow would be eating ziti in Italy with John Cusack)

(THE) AWKWARD SILENCE THING--Dating hazard



B

BACKSEAT MOTHERING--Unsolicited advice from non-parent

BAD PART OF TOWN--About 1/2 a block from the good part of town

BAT SIGNAL--Slayer code for distress signal

BAY CITY ROLLERS--What Giles considers real music

(THE) BIG HURT--Slayer force; murder

BITCHA--formally know as "Bitch", Xander just can not spell

BOYFRIENDLY--Worthy of dating exclusively

BREAK-AND-ENTERISH--Comfortable slay wear

BRONZE, THE--Sunnydale's local hangout.

BUTTFACE--used in conversation, looking as though you are going to say "but" ("You have Buttface")

BUSINESS-CLASS TICKET TO COOL WITH COMPLIMENTARY MOJO AFTER TAKEOFF--Benefits of being in a band



C

CARBON DATED--Beyond passe

(A) CARRIE--Psycho prom moment in spirit of '76 horror flick

CHATTER IN THE CAF--Widespread high school lunchroom gossip

CLASS PROTECTOR--The award given to Buffy on the eve of Prom by grateful classmates

CLOTHES FLUKE--Kiss resulting from formal wear

COME AS YOU AREN'T--Halloween

(THE) CREEPY--Frightening ("How much the creepy is it that she's been spying on us?")

(THE) CRYPTIC--Manner of speaking without imparting information ("Stop with the cryptic--you're scaring me")

CYBERCOVEN--Wired witches



D

DATEVILLE--Early stage of a relationship, between Big Fun Group Town & romantic Twosome Burg

DEBARGE--Dorky, rolled-up-sleeves look of person (or vamp) stuck in the '80s; reference to the defunct Motown act

DECAF LAND--calm realm between Comaville & Speedtown

DEMON--Otherworldly creatures; evil spirit

DENIAL LAND--Where you go to not face reality

DID WE FIND?--Shorthand for "Did we find it?"

(THE) DIRE--Urgent tone & expression ("What's the dire?")

DOLLSOME--Pretty; attractive

DR. LAURA FOR THE DECEASED--Demon therapist in spirit of radio shrink Dr. Laura Schlessinger

DUMP-O-GRAM--Kiss-off

DUST--Stake a vampire; form that demon takes at death



E

(AN) ELSEWHERE TO BE--Another engagement far away

ESPRESSO PUMP--A place to go get sugared up on mochas and where Giles occasionally plays his tunes.

EVIL DEAD--another name for Spike, the friendly neighborhood bloodsucker

EVITA-LIKE--Self-centered, arrogant



F

FANG GANG--Vampires; also, Nasty Pointy-Bitey Ones

FESTER FREE--State of being relieved of silent seething

FIRE BAD, TREE PRETTY--Buffy demonstrating her low-level brain function after a draining battle

FIVE BY FIVE--Feeling no pain; aviation radio term favored by Faith

FRAY ADJACENT--In the vicinity of the thick of things

FREAKSOME--Worrisome

A FREE--Study hall

FRUIT-PUNCH MOUTH--Vampires with a blood mustache

FULL-ON EXORCIST TWIST--Ability to turn one's head 360 degrees, as in praying mantises or Linda Blair



G

GATHERING--type of party with brie and mellow song stylings

GEEK MACHINE--Joyce Summers' totally uncool jeep

GEEKER JOY--Effusive feeling nerdy Willow gets when she's happy

GENE AND ROGER--Unsolicited criticism such as that given by movie critics Siskel & Ebert

GOD'S GIFT TO THE BELL CURVE--Longhand for moron

GO WILD BUNCH--Become violent vigilante group; reference to the bloody 1969 western

GOING WILLY LOMAN--Raising money through selling of chocolate bars; reference to the Death of a Salesman character

GOOD SQUIRM--Satisfying level of discomfort ("I trust I gave good squirm")

GRANDFATHER BREATH--Unpleasant aroma

GRR ARGH--Joss' final words to his viewers

(THE) GRIM--Sullen faces; also Tragedy Masks

GUILTAPALOOZA--Excessive-remorse festival



H

HANDY CARRYOUT PACKETS OF BLOOD--IV transfusion bags

(A) HAPPY--A good feeling; also another word for sex

HAPPY MEALS WITH LEGS--People (to vampires)

HAVE A NICE SUMMER--Kiss-of-death yearbook sentiment written when signer has nothing to say

HAVING AN EXPRESSION--Making a telltale face

HAVING ORS--Considering options

HELEN KELLER--an unobservant individual ("My eyes are green, Helen Keller")

HELLMOUTH--on which Sunnydale sits; the center of mystical convergence. HOOP-OF-THE-WEEK--Obligatory yet needless task ("Principal Snyder's not happy unless I am jumping through his hoop-of-the-week")

HOOTENANNY--type of party that is chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny

HORMONES ON PARADE--Teenagers obsessed with kissing & groping



I

INDUSTRIAL-STRENTGH THERAPY--Intense counseling needed by adolescents who reconstruct people out of dead human parts

(THE) INITIATIVE--A government-sponsored quasimilitary agency devoted to the study of vampires, demons and other nasties

IT IS NOT TO WORRY--The long way of saying "Don't worry"; also, "No worries"



J

JOAN COLLINS 'TUDE--Persona of someone bucking for Bitch of the Year; reference to the Dynasty diva

JOHN TESH--The devil

JONESING--An urge, a need, a want ("Im jonesing for a little brainless fun.")



K

KEY, THE--An incredible energy source that opens the locked door between dimensions

KEYSER SOZED--Duped by an actual bad guy into believing in a villain that doesn't exist; reference to the imaginary character in the film The Usual Suspects ("Does anybody feel like they've been Keyser Sozed?")

(THE) KIND OF SENSE THAT'S NOT--Without logic

KINKS OR VANILLA--Query regarding someone's preference for naughty or nice sex

KISSING DAYLIGHT--Vampire death by sunrise



L

LAURA ASHLEY--Major fashion faux pas; reference to the frilly, floral fashion designer

LINOLEUM--Looking at this often makes 17-year-old boys want to have sex.

LOCKER-DOOR MATERIAL--Serious boyfriend who's earned spot in metal high school storage compartment

(THE) LONELY ONES--Vampires' term for themselves

LOST WEEKENDING--Getting drunk & losing track of time; reference to Billy Wilder film

LUNCHABLE--Lip-smacking treat for the eyes (male); also Salty Goodness



M

MAGIC BOX--The magic store run by Giles; source of ingredients for Willow's witchy spells

McPLASMAS--Vampire fast food

MESSED--Out of sorts ("It's not you; I just get messed sometimes")

MOM-AGED MITS--Joyce Summers' menopausal hands

MOVE FREE--a chaste date lacking hanky-panky

MR. POINTY--good-luck slayer stake Kendra gives to Buffy

MUSIC OF PAIN--Tunes to sulk by; country music (e.g., Patsy Cline's "I Fall to Pieces")



N

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA APPROACH TO BATTLE--Taunting to victory

NAME-TAG PERSON--Retail or fast-food employee; derogatory



O

OFFICE ROMANCE--Illicit vampire/slayer love affair

ONE-STARBUCK TOWN--Term, coined by Cordelia, to describe Sunnydale as a town lacking in shopping opportunities and excitement

OTHERWHERE--Elsewhere; also, Someplace That's Away

OVERBITE--Vampire ("Take a walk, overbite"), also, Creechy Face

OVERLY--Excessively ("You're acting a little overly, aren't you?")



P

PATHETIC MUCH?--Feeling sorry for yourself?

PATROL--Walking down the streets, through parks, cemeteries, etc., looking for vamps and demons to kill

PINK RANGER--Overzealous fighter (e.g., Kendra); reference to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

PLANET POCKET PROTECTOR--Geek universe; place where Giles commonly dwells

POINTED TOOTH FAIRY--Vampire prone to house calls

POINTY--Worthwhile--in response to something being described as pointless ("Punishing myself like this is entirely pointy")

POOP THE PARTY--Naysay ("I don't mean to poop the party here")

POWER-FREAKED--Exponentially scared; see also (The) Wig

PRE-POSY--The dating period prior to the guy giving the girl flowers

PRINCESS MARGARET--Overly effeminate British male (e.g., Wesley)



R

RESEARCH MODE--Time to hit the books

RIDING THE MELLOW--Enjoying quite time

ROGAINE BOY--Baldy

ROLLER BOY--Unenlightened term for paraplegic (e.g., Spike in a wheelchair); also, Sit 'n' Spin



S

SABRINA--Teenage witch

SANITY FAIR--A magazine Faith will not be gracing the cover of

SARCASTIC QUOTE MARKS--In which the gang turns to a visual cliche into a verbal one (e.g., mocking organized fun: "And I use sarcastic quote marks")

SCARE-A-POLOOZA--How vampires view Halloween

SCOOBY GANG--Buffy & her slaying pals; reference to the '70s TV cartoon Scooby-Doo, also; Undead Playgroup; Slayerettes

(TO) SCULLY--Explain paranormal activity with scientific rationale homage to Dana Scully of The X-Files ("I cannot believe that you of all people are trying to Scully me")

SHINDIG--type of party with dip, less-mellow song stylings, and perhaps a large amount of malt beverage

SINGLE WHITE FEMALED--Have existence duplicated by an obsessive acquaintance in manner of Jennifer Jason Leigh/Bridget Fonda film (e.g., new slayer-in-town Faith to Buffy)

SLAYEE--Vampires, demons, and other assorted evildoers who meet the pointed end of a weapon

SLAYER, THE--a.k.a. The Chosen One. The one who stands against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness.

SLAY-STUDY DOUBLE FEATURE--Evening of killing & homework

SLICEAGE--Death by slashing

SMOOCHIES--Kissing and romance

SO--Wonderful ("Isn't that so? Me and Owen!")

SOCK PUPPET OF LOVE--Xander's right hand, which often fills in as his date on special occasions

SOUL--What vampires are lacking

SOYLENT GREEN--unrecognizable green stuff served cafeteria; reference to the 1973 sci-fi classic

SPARKAGE--Romantic electricity

SPIDER SENSE--Tingling sensation Buffy gets when something's up in demonville; reference to Spiderman's intuition

SUNNYDALE GRAVEYARD - Where The Gang much of their time staking vampires and gleaning important information from the sites of mausoleums (which are also referred to as big, freaky cereal boxes of death)



T

TALENTLESS SHOW--High school talent show

TARDINESS--The eighth deadly sin

TINGLE MOMENT--Exciting. chill-inducing event

TONY ROBBINS HYPERDEFFICIENCY KICK--Self-improvement in the style of large-toothed infomercial master

TWINKIE DEFENSE--Lame excuse; reference to a trial in which bad behavior was blamed on excessive consumption of the cream-filled treat

TWOSOME OF CUTENESS--Good couple (e.g., Miss Calendar & Giles)



U

(THE) UBERSUCK--Major bummer

UNDEAD AMERICAN--Politically correct term for 'vampire'

UNLIFE--Living (to the undead)

UP WITH PEOPLE--Aroused in the presence of actual sex partner ("I'm up. I've just never been up with people before."); reference to do-gooding musical organization



V

VAMPIRE MEALS ON WHEELS--Medical transport blood delivery

VAGUE THAT UP--To make a foggy explanation even worse



W

(THE) WACKY--Crazy things ("Love makes you do the wacky")

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE HOTTIE/THE SEDUCTION--Take note of a potential mate

'WALKER TEXAS RANGER'--Must see TV for zombies

WATCHER--The person who trains the Slayer and prepares her for her duties

WATCHER'S COUNCIL--The organization that trains and dispatches Watchers; also keeps an eye on the Slayers and makes sure they fulfill their duties

WAY 007--Sartorially James Bond (e.g., Wesley in a tux)

(THE) WHAT--Obvious problem ("What's the what?")

WICKED JUMPY--Really nervous-acting

(THE) WIG--Creeps; omnipresent term favored by the Scooby Gang; usage: wigged, extra wig, (a fair) wiggins, maxi-wig

WOW POTENTIAL--Possible sparkage

WRINKLIES--Conjones; usually vulgar ("Any of you wanna test who's got the biggest wrinklies, step on up!")



Y

YESTER--Passed, over



Z

(THE) ZEPPO--Useless member of the group, in spirit of forgotten Marx Brother (e.g., Xander, according to Cordelia)

uggh! had to wear "appropriate" clothes today and appear "normal" so that the picture we were taking for my parents xmas present would not frighten them...i dont even look like myself in it! im wearing this ugly green top and have on light pink blush, reddish lipstick and blue eyeshadow!!! i had to use my sisters makeup cuz i dont even own that kind of makeup!!!

tomorrow i am going to get a pic taken professionally with my younger sister, my g/f and one of my parents sorta granddaughters...we r doing it as a gift for my parents for xmas...problem is, i cant dress like ME in the pic cuz that will piss them off and disappoint them so i got to tame my hair, tone down my makeup, dress all up for it...it is going to be HELL!!! god i hope its over fast at least

inside my mind it is like a fire is raging...i can neither extinguish nor consume it...it remains there burning my mind and i am burned within it...how much longer can i be destroyed until i must become the destroyer?

have you ever had the feeling that ur the only person who notices just how crazy you really are? like u do these insane things and nobody seems to think they are nuts or even notice that u did them? its like being invisible except people see everything else that you do...maybe its cuz nobody likes to admit when someone is losing control, expecially if they care about the person who is losing it...i feel like sometimes the fact that i am in therapy, on meds, been hospitalized, makes it ok to some people for me to do insane things...its like it excuses me from being judged by what i do because it is accepted that i AM crazy so i am expected to ACT crazy...this is not making any sense and i sound insane

so i slept some today(thanx 2 some nice little white pills!)...now i feel sick...not fair...have to work again tonite...im so tired of the stupid job...it is so boring and pointless...y cant we live in a barter society??

for 2 days now i remain unable to actually attain any semblance of true sleep...true i lie in bed for 5, 6, 7 hours but i do nothing but toss, turn, get twisted in the covers, get hot, get cold, and basically annoy the bloody hell out of myself...y can i not sleep? how can i continue to work these insane hours without rest? what is causing my sominal disturbance?

so here i am working out my "issues" the whole time freakin that karen will read them and hate me and desert me...how can i figure out how to cope with all this shit without feeling like i am losing all control? without feeling like i will lose everything that is important to me?