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After death, man asks to the hell manager: Can i make a short call to my spouse?

Hell manager: OK.

Man after call: How much should i pay for it?

Hell manager: Nothing, hell to hell is free of cost..

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This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' "



"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. You can put them with my two male talking parrots. I taught them to read the bible and pray the rosary."



The lady brings over her parrots and puts them in the priest's cage. "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" they say.



One male parrot looks over at the other and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

If you rape a prostitute,is it considered shoplifting?lmao

not if thers no security at her store lol

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norafoxy28
18:49 Feb 10 2012

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

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