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when on a trip to hell and back. the only good part about it was the alchohol and the sexy boys i wanted to fuck.

i had a back facial today...sounds nice right? Well it started out nice...(well not the bike ride to downtown...a huge fluttery bug flew into my bra and got lost somewhere among my boobs.....not very comfortable...or a nice view to see.) at the facial place (i hate those places..all the bottles of stupid stuff they sounds great but is all pretty much the same thing when u get down to it ,that i will NEVER buy because my soul is clean) i got a back facial. Whatever the heck that is. Sounds relaxing...(i had a free ticket so i thought what the heck, i will try it out) they gave me a robe and told me to strip down..WHAT?everything?! yes..everything..that was a bit awkward. and the beginning where the chick put lotions on my skin was nice...then she left me with a weird mister on my back for 20 minutes. and told me i couldn’t move for some reason of which i cant remember. and put on music of running water. then when she came back she took a needle thing WHOA! WTF!??! settle down..the less u move the less it will hurt..HURT WH-OOU THE PAIN!!she had to dig the needle into my back over a hundred times to dig out the pour goop or w/e the heck it was. THE PAIN!! THE AGONY! she kept trying to settle me down but it didn’t work very well...ppl walking by the room musta thought she was brutally murdering me or sumthin..either that or very twisted kicky sex. but in anyway. she put this" cooling" that wasn’t very cooling gunk clay onto my back and left again for another 20 minutes..alright,. that’s fine. i need to go pee. no u will ruin the stuff u need stay down. she put the running water music on again..oh great. so ur in this room for about 2 hours..with running water music on..ud think in that time some1 would have to pee and the choice of music isn’t exactly the type of thing u want to be hearing when u cant leave the "room of doom" while flailing my legs around trying to hold it in the music stopped.."yessss" i sighed. then on when the sound of a waterfall growing louder and louder..what ARE these ppl trying to do to me?!?!if they didn’t want to deal with me they could have told me so instead of letting me burst...when the whole ordeal was done i fled to the bathroom like a freak screaming about bursting bladders and evil chick back killers...what a sight. after i calmly walked to the front desk, they worked their twisted magic into somehow convincing me into buying a bottle of skin cleaner that i didn’t want. (the thing was 65$) they must have brain washed me because the whole episode was kinda fuzzy. I here by promise my self never to get sucked into one of those free back facials or rather anything of the sort. (Until i get sucked into one of these deals again someday..) But the reminder will be the bleeding painful back i must deal with for the next week.