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Awhile ago during a social studies class, we were studying racial issues. An african american friend of mine came up to me and said we should come up with new names for other races that are better than today's names. Names such as nigger and cracker offend people, so we wanted to create names that wouldn't offend people. She started calling me Saltine (cracker). I told her that really didn't solve the "not be offended" part. We thought and thought, but we couldn't come up with any names that wouldn't offend people. We just couldn't do it. So she still called me Saltine, so I called her Pac-Man. I told her Pac-Man was better than black man. She thought it was funny. Til this day, we still call each other Saltine and Pac-Man. We are tolerent enough to not get offended because we both know it's a joke.

Advertisers you sexy propoganda to sell almost everything. ALMOST. I noticed one day when I went in a unisex bathroom at a truckstop, that the comdom dispenser had a picture of birds flying over a mountain. I thought to myself, what the fuck?! Birds, really? They use sex to sell everything else, but when it actually is sex they are trying to sell, they use birds. Am I crazy (don't answer), but I think they should use sex to sell sex. Something romantic like a dungeon master with a whip or a whore bound up. Ok, so it's not romantic, but a lot of the time sex isn't romantic. I'm just saying, please change the picture on the condom dispenser. They probably won't so I'll have to. Sheesh, another mission to place porn in public areas, but that's another story.

All school systems filter students searches and websites. They block a lot of them. My school in particular blocks almost everything. The computers are actually quite useless... unless you know how to get around it. Of course you can override it with a password that all the teachers know, but instead of going through all that trouble, you can just use a proxy. The one word they forgot about from blocking a search was in fact, proxy. If you go to Google and type in proxy or pr0xy, a lot of things will come up. Just go to the proxy website. This site cannot be tracked and can override firewalls and everything, allowing you free access to the web. Very simple and easy to use. I love it.

Friendship can be compared to many things. Pee, bras, condoms.,.. you name it. Really they can be compared to a lot of things, some good some bad. For example, friends are like butt cheeks, shit always comes between them, but they always stick together. See? You can make a friend comparison from anything. I didn't explain the first three examples I gave, so here goes. Friendship is like pee, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support (tromboneluv). Friends are like condoms, they are always there to protect you when things get hard. There are MANY more, but that's it for now.

If you had read my profile, you would know that I have recently gotten over my addiction for meth. I started when a friend at a party asked me to come outside with him. He asked if I wanted to try meth with him because he didn't want to try it alone. After not much thought, I said yes. We went in the woods where no one else was at and tried it. My friend couldn't handle it. He went crazy and ran off. Not crazy crazy but more of an what did I just do crazy. I stayed and stuck it out. After that, I was hooked. The days felt like the were made of nothingness. Sorrow fulfilled me. The only thing I could do was think about how I could get more. More. More. More. I did a lot of stealing. I got good at it and never got caught. It wasn't until I was beaten up on the streets for my meth that I realized how dangerous it was. I didn't even have that much on me at the time. I was put in the hospital. After that, rehab. I wish I could say it made me better, but no, it made me angrier, and so I turned to meth. I knew it was dangerous, but I took the chance. Not to long ago, a few friends came up to me and tried to "snap me out of it". Who were they to tell me what to do? They explained how I let them down so much. I basically forgot about them. I felt bad. I made a vow that I would try to stop. I didn't cut cold turkey, but with their help, I kicked it. Now I feel like a whole better person with my friends by my side.