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Me: aww damnit wheres the bleedin pizza? i ordered like over a fuckin hour ago!



Alec: thats why we should have order from pizza hut,,you fail



Me:shut up alec just cause you have a small penis doesnt mean u can take it out onh me...



(Glare from alec,doorbell rings and i open door to no one)



Me:wtf...





marley: wind blows* I AM THE INVISABLE PIZZA MAN!!!!!!1FEAR MY MIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! thatll be 8.50



Me: 8.50? 8.50?? EIGHT FUCKING FIFTY?!?!?!?!?! alright you have change for a ten?



marley: CHANGE!?!?!?!?!?!?CHAAAAANGE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! sure here you go.



Me: bitchin, hey i have bud, wanna chill?



marley:chill...did you just say....chill to me?



Me: o.o yess i did whatcha gonna do??!!?!? HUH!?!? DONT BE ACTIN A FOOL IN MY CASA!!



marley:*sniffles* my brother died by chilling



Me: oh snap crackle pop...im sorry



marley: rice crispies...its ok..so..YOU GOT A BONG?!



Me: O.o;; why...yes i do



marley: i love you



Me:. . . . . . i love you too.. . . BUT OUR LOVE CAN NOT BEE!!! D:



Alec:(on the couch watching us) what the fuck is wrong wth you people?! YOU!(points at chris) stop being a inviable pizza man and come smoke ya emo... AND YOU(points at me) you....well i just dont like you(spits on my face) come and smoke or GTFO bitches



(me& marley look at each other and with the same thought we sat on the couch and then killed

alec wth a shovel, and prosseeded to smoke)



bbest friends ever since