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Kentucky DMV Introduces Game Of Chicken To Driver's Test



May 29, 2007 | ISSUE 43•22

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LOUISVILLE, KY— The Kentucky Department of Motor Vehicles announced yesterday that the game of chicken will be added to the state's driver's-license road test, testing prospective motorists' ability to drive directly towards one another at an accelerating speed.



"We want to make sure new drivers can handle everyday Kentucky driving scenarios," said DMV spokesman Marty Kerta



The state's test is already one of the most challenging in the nation, requiring Kentuckians to drive through stop signs, hurtle into police roadblocks, achieve at least two seconds of airborne status, and do donuts.



"If we have drivers on the road lacking these vital chicken skills, something terrible could happen—like, for instance, someone swerving away at the last second like a giant pussy," Kerta said.



This article can be found at The Onion.

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birra
16:38 Jun 29 2011

I thought Hazard County was in Georgia...

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