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This is a fly swat that my boyfriend bought today. It is called "Sergeant Swat".



This is what it reads on the back.

A military spec swatter for the toughest pests!

888 CIVILLAN USES- HERE ARE 8 OF THEM:



1. Keep it in the truck for the winter and use it as a windshield scrapper.

2. For those that don't mind spreading a little bug try it as a back scratcher.

3. Emergency toothpick (works well but don't let your wife catch you.)

4. Canoe paddle, never know when you will be up that creek without a real one.

5. Makes a good fish club.

6. Beer can crusher

7. Redneck badminton.

8. Manual mousetrap.



CAUTION:



While Sgt Swat is effective on most campsite pests it has been shown to only aggravate bears. Meant for backyard warfare between you and the flies not your neighbors or dogs. Keep away from unruly kids (unless you like getting thwacked).





Here are some pics of it: