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Do I want to go to Heady's underground goth and vamp orgy this year in Greensboro, or to the three day witch festival in Veracruz? (LA BRUJARIA) The two greatest parties on the planet and this year they are scheduled at THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What to do, what to do, what to do?

Leaning towards Heady's because it would be cheaper and it is closer but I haven't missed Bujaria in YEARS!

So I want a boat big enough to sail around the world in but small enough that I can handle myself at least on short trips. I've been looking at nauticat pilothouses but I'm still open to suggestions.