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I am reading a History of The American People by Paul Johnson. Johnson is a British historian. Enough said.

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BLOODLIFE
19:12 Mar 25 2014

I guess that rules out most European historians too!

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If someone else still ties your shoes, you might be a vampire. If you are upset that Jay Leno retired, you might be a vampire. If you put on make up to cover up your...makeup, you might be a vampire.

I have been in Spain. Did anyone miss me? The economy is horrible. The good news is that you can buy a condo on the costa del sol for about a hundred grand. No. I didn't. but it is on my list of things to do. They have a new Vamp underground club in Madrid now. It was fun. Unlike most clubs here though, people were basically out there having sex to music which was the usual boring techno beat. I did my comedy routine So you might be a Vampire if..., well you know the whole routine if you've read my stuff on here. I thought it was well received. I went to a slave bite. It was fun and the first one I'd ever been to. I know, I'm the one who has seen and done everything right? Well apparently not. There was a blood bath at midnight. It was really cool.

I tried to bite my friends on here but apparently biting too many people in a short amount of time is against the rules. Oops. I have been away, you know.

For those of you who do not already know it, Hillary Clinton is going to be running against Jeb Bush for the presidency in the next election.

No, I am never wrong on these things. Wait and see.

Jay Leno retired while I was away. The world didn't end but man, it has changed at least a little.