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Step 1: get 2 pounds of pixie sticks, 3 ounces of sugar, 2 cups of water; mix in punch bowl



Step 2: invite ALL leader of gnomes and dwarfs(make sure all of the leaders arrive by 2:30 A.M.)



Step 3: secretly start an argument between them, just as they start making up pour the concoction on them they will at attack you (follow Steps 1-3 of how too kill a gnome)



Step 4: aid both sides of the war but DON'T get truly involved or they will most defiantly kill



Step 5: sit back and watch



Story: I'm sorry because I'm currently restarting an international war between gnomes and dwarfs I'm unable too tell how in perfect detail........Oh NO!! I've been discoverd by the dwarfs I'll have too leave it at this





signed,



Lil' Pixie

P.S.

I have mutated into an weresquirrel

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neneka
18:44 Jun 28 2009

LMFAO sister this is hilarious xD

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