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1"so tell me about yourself..."

2 "whadaya mean?"

1"so if i've never met you, what would you want me to know about you ?"

2 "if'n ya'll ain't n'ver met me, then why d'ya wanna know

'bout me ?"

1 (sighs)

3 Would you two please get it together?! This is how you make friends....you tell something about yourself, and folks say 'wow...that's one i'd like to get to know", then they tell you something about them and before you know it, a regular

conversation is taking place.

2 youre weird. don't you have a book to read or something?

3 in the words of my new friend, Piss Off