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Its a hospital story, and a bloody one at that. Just kidding. You ever notice how EMTS see you at your worst but by the time you get to the hospital all the doctor's and nurses are saying " well I don't see anything" or don't listen to what you just told them?



Seriously the EMTS who came to my house definitely saw me in a wreck and knew something was up. The doctors and nurses kept telling me "oh drink plenty of fluids". Are you kidding people? Should I take a picture of the so famous 20 plastic cups of water I drink everyday and the things I eat everyday. Thats why I went to the hospital today was because nothing I ate or drank stayed down and I was getting to dizzy to take any more chances. I mean who passes out from a flu/virus/ cold?



and this one is for Mrs. EMT- if my pacer just paced 100 as soon as I was in ambulance, uh what was it doing before?????? I"M A ZOMBIE CHICK!

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TheVampyreNico
21:29 Jun 13 2011

Hahahah Zombie chick. I can`t say I have had that happen to me. I hate to put a IWTV, but the food has no taste and the wine sickiens you. Than you might be a vampyre welcome to the family.

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Bellanova333
22:34 Jun 13 2011

I have been very ill and went to the urgent care only to feel perfectly fine once I got into see the doctor... it's weird lol

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ladykate
19:02 Jun 14 2011

Nico- zombie chick as in if my pacemaker was just working 100% right as I was in the ambulance then how the hell was I standing before the ambulance, I should have been dead if it was working any lower or working at all. Thankyou for inviting me as true vampyre though LOL, i can eat child portions and food does taste funny.



Bella- You too? Isn't weird? I will say it wasn't a waste because I did get fluids and discovered zarafin (works wonders trust me). At least you figured yours out=)

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