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seX IS A TEMPTATION

CAUSED BY A SENSATION

WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION

IN A WOMAN'S VENTILATION

DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?

OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?



SKY IS BLUE

WATER IS WET

I'LL MAKE YOU CUM

I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT

PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY

MOVIN UP AND DOWN

SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY

WE WILL MOVE THE GROUND



SEX IS EVIL

SEX IS A GAME

ONE NIGHT OF PASSION

NINE MONTHS OF PAIN

BABY'S A BASTARD

FATHERS A GIT

ALL BECAUSE THE CONDOM SPLIT!



SEX IS LIKE MATH

YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES

ADD THE BED

DIVIDE THE LEGS

THEN MULTIPLY!



ROSES ARE RED

GRASS IS GREEN

OPEN YOUR LEGS

AND I'LL FILL YOU WITH CREAM



HICKERY DICKERY DOC

DIS BYTCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK

THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO

I DUMPED MY GOO

AND DUMPED HER AT DA END OF THE BLOCK!!!



SEX IS GOOD

SEX IS FINE

DOGGY STYLE OR 69

JUST FOR FUN

OR GETTING PAID

EVERYONE LIKES GETTING LAID



SEX IS EVIL

SEX IS A SIN

SINS ARE FORGIVEN

SO STICK IT IN!!!



hell of a poetry ryt?

I GOT YOUR BACK



I got your back

You got mine,

I'll help you out

Anytime.



To see you hurt

To see you cry,

Makes me weep

And wanna die.



And if you agree

To never fight,

It wouldn't matter

Who's wrong or right.



If a broken heart

Needs a mend,

I'll be right there

To the end.



If your cheeks are wet

From drops of tears,

Don't you worry,

Let go of your fears.



Hand in hand

Love is sent,

We'll be friends

Till the end.