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A PROMISE TO MY CAT/DOG/RAT/WOLF/HORSE/OR ANY ANIMAL NOT WRITTEN BY ME AUTHOR UNKNOWN
12:02 Jun 11 2018 Times Read: 1,775
I WILL NEVER MOVE AND NOT BRING YOU WITH ME
I WILL NEVER DUMP YOU IN A SHELTER AND LEAVE
I WILL NEVER LET YOU STARVE BE HURT OR ABUSED
I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU WHEN YOU GET OLD BLIND OR ILL
WHEN THAT HEARTBREAKING DAY COMES
I PROMISE I WILL BE THERE TO HOLD YOU AS YOU PASS HOME TO SPIRIT.
Tuppykins is a beautiful baby. I hope he is at a beautiful place like Rainbow bridge. I have had a few baby kitties and other animals that have passed throughout the years. I sometimes think I can feel them around me. I think they spend time in a heavenly meadows but check on me sometimes.
THIS COMES FROM MY MENTOR GROUP AND WAS JUST SO FUNNY I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE. I AM THE MENTOR MASTER OF THE VAMPIRES CASTLE. ENJOY!
WILL YOU EMBRACE ME?
HELL NO
DO YOU TURN TO A PILE OF ASHES WHEN EXPOSED TO SUNLIGHT?
NO WE GET ILL WHEN EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH SUNLIGHT, WE THRIVE BEST IN THE COLD AND AT NIGHT
DOES EATING GARLIC KILL YOU?
NO I LOVE GARLIC BREAD AND EAT GARLIC IN OTHER FOODS AND THE ONLY BAD EFFECTS ARE ON MY BREATH IF I DONT CLEAN MY TEETH.
ARE YOU REALLY A VAMPIRE?
YES I AM . NEXT STUPID QUESTION.
CAN YOU BE A MORMAN AND BE A VAMPIRE?
CAN YOU BE A JEHOVAHS WITHNESS AND BE A VAMPIRE?
NO WE DRINK BLOOD REGUARLY AND YOU WONT EVEN HAVE A BLOOD TRANFUSION SO DENFINTLEY NO.
WILL BE COMING A VAMPIRE MAKE ME MORE BEAUTIFUL/SUCCESSFUL /SOLVE ALL MY PROBLEMS?
HELL NO BECOMING A VAMPIRE WILL NOT FIX YOUR PROBLEMS . GO SEE A THERAPIST.
ARE VAMPIRES IMMORTAL?
NO ONLY THE SOUL IS IMMORTAL
DO YOU HAVE FANGS?
YES SHALL I BITE YOU TO PROVE IT?
ARE VAMPIRES BETTER LOVERS THEN MORTALS?
HELL YES AS WE REALLY KNOW HOW TO SATISFY OUR PARTNERS.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BLOOD GROUP?
YOURS, COME HERE I FEEL LIKE A SNACK.
WHY DO YOU SLEEP IN A COFFIN?
YES BECAUSE THEY ARE SOUND PROOF DARK AND SO COSY AND COMFORTABLE.
CAN WE TURN INTO SMOKE BATS INVISABLE?
YES ONLY ON THE ASTRAL PLANE.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
MIND YOUR OWN DAMM BUSINESS.
CAN VAMPIRES CROSS RIVERS LAKES SEA?
YES ITS CALLED WADE SWIM OR TAKE A BOAT.
HOW DO VAMPIRES HAVE SEX
JUST LIKE MORTALS ONLY WE HAVE OTHER SPECIAL TECHNIQUES THAT YOU MORTALS DONT KNOW ABOUT, AND NO I WONT TELL/SHOW YOU.
WHY WONT YOU EMBRACE AND MAKE ME A VAMPIRE?
BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO NOW GO AWAY.
DO VAMPIRES ONLY EXIST ON BLOOD?
HELL NO WE EAT FOOD AND DRINK WATER TEA SOFT DRINKS JUST LIKE YOU.
WHAT DOES BLOOD TASTE LIKE?
SLIGHTY SWEET AND OH SO YUMMY
DO VAMPIRES NEED MONEY TO LIVE?
YES WE HAVE BILLS TO PAY JUST LIKE ANY OTHER LIVING PERSON DOES.
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STUPID QUESTIONS VAMPIRES ARE FREQUENTLY ASKED
Posted: 09:02:26 - May 21 2014
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1 QUESTION. do you have fangs
1.ANSWER yes dipshit I have natural fangs
2QUESTION. do you burn in sunlight
2.ANSWER no I do not burn,explode or sparkle next stupid question.
3 QUESTION.will you turn me into a vampire
3.ANSWER no bloody way in hell, so don't ask again
4.QUESTION are you able to have children
4.ANSWER is the sky blue of cores we can procreate what was your parents excuse not enough oxygen?
5.QUESTION can you hypnotize people
5.ANSWER can you stand on your head and spit nickles... I think not
6.QUESTION will you do me
6.ANSWER sorry moppet in order for me to do that I would have to lower my IQ down to your level and even then that wouldn't work
7.QUESTION I only want to become a vampire so all of my problems will vanish.
7.ANSWER what the hell do we look like genies that will grant your every wish screw off and go watch some more hollywood bullshit.
8.QUESTION if your a vampire you must be a satanist I'll pray to god for you {starts qouting the bible}
8.ANSWER.mm I don't know if I should dignify this with a answer but dear miss/mr religious nut case just because we are vampires does not mean we are satanist in fact we are a religion older then your christ and last but not least I have A higher knowledge in theology so stick that bible back where you got it from because its poorly written and not a magical book that will poof my free will away.
9.QUESTION are you alergic to garlic, crosses or holy water?.
9.ANSWER stupid question I love garlic I find eating it on meat makes the meat tasty.
-as for crosses I have a bunch of them and a wear them on occasions because they are pretty.
and as for holy water its just water if your afraid of that either your possessed or you just have no life.
10.QUESTION are you a vampire
10 ANSWER are you a human or an idiot?
11 QUESTION why won't you turn me?
11. ANSWER. first off you ignoramus its called being embraced and second I can't be bothered.
12, QUESTION how come your so cold to me?
12.ANSWER dude we just met I don't know you so bug off.
13.QUESTION will you die if someone stakes you?
13. ANSWER boy you really are a idiot anyone can die by being stabbed.
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