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Subject: He said, she said



He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you?



He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!



He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . . . I would but you're never there.



He said . . .Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said . . .They don't have time



He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . . . We don't know; it has never happened.



He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said . . . They already have boyfriends.



He said. . .What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? She said . . . A widow.



He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.



Just something cute I thought I'd share with you all.



Sincerely,

Gothika

Feelings of despair are washing over me as of late. I feel lost and confused most of the time. What is it that is keeping me here in this angry moment in my life?



Surely there must be an explanation for the madness that has entered my life. Why can't I just ignore it like I usually find myself doing? Because that would be the easy way out and I fear this time there is no easy way out.



I must end this aching fear that lies within me, but I am tormented by it's harshness and fear I do not have the strength to rid myself of these emotions.



What can it be? Who can it be?



Sincerely,

Gothika

Based on the evidence I have received as of late...I am extremely confused. Should I or shouldn't I? That is the question at stake here. There is only one solution, but what is that solution?



I have no idea why I feel so lost when the answer is quite evident even to me. So why sit and question the solution? Sheer ignorance? Or is it that I am being naieve?



One must know what it is like to feel completely lost, yet at the same time, wonder why one is so lost to begin with.



Why do I allow such behavior to take place, when clearly I know that I should not? Fear? Not fear. I have no fear of this war that lies before me. Despair? Maybe. Should I be worried? Probably not.



Why even bother? Who knows.



Sincerely,

Gothika

I've missed him tonight. I wonder where he could be. Oh how I wish he could join me. I feel safe and secure in his pressence.



I feel lost when he is nowhere to be found, this man in my dreams.



Will he sense my desperation and find me here?



Sincerely,

Gothika

I have just recently ended my past and am starting anew. Although it may take some time to forget the past and all it has accomplished for me, I look forward to moving on and finding that special someone...someone who was made just for me. Someone like me.



I recently met someone who has caught my attention, oddly enough. Maybe he will be part of my new beginning.



I'll let you all know how it works out.



Sincerely,

Gothika

I have been having loads of fun spending time here at VR. I am now a premium member...yay! I have met so many nice interesting people here that I couldn't possible leave now even if I wanted to. If I were to lose my internet connection, I'd lose my freakin' mind.



I had a rather long day today as I was up all night last night. I am a true night hawk which sucks because I have two kids. SO....I rarely sleep! Glad to have good friends here to keep me up and amused while taking care of house and kids, so I don't fall asleep on the couch!



I have decided that I should write more in my journal as more of a personal touch. Have fun and happy reading.



Welcome to my darkness....



Sincerely,

Gothika

So far, I am enjoying myself profoundly here on the Rave. I've met many interesting people and read many interesting profiles.



These interests I find have sparked some curiousities in me and I can't help but wonder and yearn to learn more about these "ideas".



I'm sure my time here will be well spent.



Sincerely,

Gothika