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16:26 Apr 29 2009
Times Read: 599

Shaking my head…wow, I have seen some class acts before but I think this one deserves a ‘boobie prize!’









CaptHowdy



Quote: Hey Bud Where's The Kegger?



Love Body Piercing And Tattoos'Sex,Blood,Devil Worship And More. Favorite Position Is Doggystyle! If U Wanna Know More Then Ask!

23:37 Apr 25 2009
Times Read: 619

Ok, I guess I just don’t get it. Why does there have to be people who are just nasty individuals? They serve no other purpose than to spread their own misery to try to make other people pay for their misfortunes in life and bad moods?



One person on here has 3 accounts, they have used ALL 3 accounts to send their own little subtle message that they obviously have a problem with me….Ok, so I give, what the fuck is your problem? I have never spoken to you, not even the first damn time. Are you just such an unhappy person in your own life that you have to go around being a bitch to those who are? I don’t get it. What could you possibly get from it? A gleeful feeling that you THINK you brought grief to someone so that you can feel superior? How pathetic your little miserable life must be, I feel very sorry for you. I am a nice person, I don’t go around intentionally hurting anyone, which is something you would have found out about if you had only talked to me, but instead you obviously don’t want that, so what more can I do about it but put up with your guttersnipe behavior? Oh and by the way, all those people who you think are your friends, uhm, honey you better rethink that, the only reason they side with you in support of the crap you pull, is only because they know what you are and what you’re like when you are unhappy or not the center of attention.



I am a very NON-confrontational person, so this is way out there for me, but I am getting tired of playing doormat to your attitude.

When did I magically become the person responsible for your happiness or lack thereof? Bitch, get a fucking life, and leave mine alone.

22:49 Apr 25 2009
Times Read: 621

Did EVERYONE wake up on the wrong side of the bed today or what?



Geeeesh!

06:11 Apr 23 2009
Times Read: 633

Just to break up the monotony of rating profiles, today I decided to rate portfolio’s…now for the most part, most of them are really cool! However, I noticed many of them depicted people in costume and face paint…have you ever felt like that rating profiles and portfolio’s is a lot like Trick-or-Treating in reverse? You go to their home to give a treat?????

02:05 Apr 18 2009
Times Read: 650

Head----Desk--thunk------Head---Desk--thunk----Head----Desk---THUNK!!!



CITE-to quote or document

I cited ten quotes from the same author in my paper.



SIGHT-vision

The sight of the American flag arouses different emotions in different parts of the world.



SITE-position or place

The new office building was built on the site of a cemetary.

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THROUGH-by means of; finished; into or out of

He plowed right through the other team's defensive line.



THREW-past tense of throw

She threw away his love love letters.



THOROUGH-careful or complete

John thoroughly cleaned his room; there was not even a speck of dust when he finished.



THOUGH-however; nevertheless

He's really a sweetheart though he looks tough on the outside.



THRU-abbreviated slang for through; not appropriate in standard writing

We're thru for the day!

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CONSCIENCE-sense of right and wrong

The student's conscience kept him from cheating on the exam.



CONSCIOUS-awake

I was conscious when the burglar entered the house.

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THEIR-possessive form of they

Their house is at the end of the block.



THERE-indicates location (hint: think of "here and there")

There goes my chance of winning the lottery!



THEY'RE-contraction for "they are"

They're in Europe for the summer--again!

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ACCEPT-to receive

He accepts defeat well.



EXCEPT-to take or leave out

Please take all the books off the shelf except for the red one.

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ALLUSION-an indirect reference

The professor made an allusion to Virginia Woolf's work.



ILLUSION-a false perception of reality

They saw a mirage: that is a type of illusion one sees in the desert.

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THAN-use with comparisons

I would rather go out to eat than eat at the dining hall.



THEN-at that time, or next

I studied for my exam for seven hours, and then I went to bed.

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TO-toward

I went to the University of Richmond.



TOO-also, or excessively

He drank too many screwdrivers and was unable to drive home.



TWO-a number

Only two students did not turn in the assignment.

20:10 Apr 16 2009
Times Read: 661

Profile XXXXXXX

I welcome you to learn about me.

i was a little girl who was absessed with all vampire movies books EVERYTHING.. until one day i was more then welcomed into the life of immortality. right now i am 15 and im tired of all hearing about twilight(the worst vampire movie ever)

i have seen every vampire movie.. And am currently reading the series Vampire Kisses.

I quench the blood of a lover so deep down inside who i have not found it gets harder as i search for the so called love these mortals have??? unfortunately i am only a half breed so i may live in daylight??

i have quenched my thirsts with doubtful mortals. i do not kill them i simply turn them onto a new life or as you could say i gave them a new identity.I am more then welcome.

If you would like to know more about me or ask me anythin.please do not be shy... because i dont bite when your looking!!!:)

I have one of those phone things every one is using:0 so if you would like to text me message me and let me know???



~*~*~*

Absessed huh? Gee I bet that's hard to lance!



Worst vampire movie---ever---cringing at the memory of the days of the Valley girl!



Phone things everybody is using? You mean a cell phone?





Doesn't bite when your not loking, guess she wants you to see it coming!



unfortunately i am only a half breed so i may live in daylight??---What, she isn't sure?



I think I give up at this point...sighs...

03:57 Apr 16 2009
Times Read: 678

Ok, maybe it's just me, I don't know, maybe I am being too picky...but I really find it offensive that a picture of Hitler is on a profile.

02:33 Apr 16 2009
Times Read: 685

From a profile-----IM 6'2 AND IM 240 LBS.I HAVE BLUE EYES,AND BROWN HAIR





Gee thanks for the great description, we will be able to let the cops have a perfect description when you rob a convenient store!

04:51 Apr 14 2009
Times Read: 714

WTF?



Are you freakin serious? Bitch, you rated my profile a 2 and then you f*cking add me as a friend? You CANNOT possibly be that stupid!!!!

16:29 Apr 13 2009
Times Read: 724

Do you ever wonder if some of these people actually believe even just a fraction of some of the crap they write on their profiles? I just LOVE the ones that claim to have been born several hundreds of years ago! The best ones are those that not only claim that, but go into this long drawn out history of their 'lives'...



Well, at least I am past the eye rolling stage when I read them now and I seem to have moved on to doing that sideways thing with my head that a confused dog does while making a sound that comes out a little like Tim Allen's questioning ...errrrrrr? he used to do on his sitcom, now if only I can add the cool lip curl of Elvis I could be truly expressive! (Oh yeaaaaaaaaa, a goal!)

20:00 Apr 10 2009
Times Read: 737

Groans….



I really wish 13/14 year olds…some younger, some a little older would stop trying to be so ‘adult’…I would say grown up, but I think a few might be able to know the difference between adult and grown up…grown up is having responsibilities…I don’t think many of the kids today want to be “grown up” as much as they just want what they see as “the perks” of adulthood.



Girls are especially prone to this, more so than boys I think. They have entered that phase of make-up and trendy hair-styles, and trying to dress like the new current pop star. Whatever happened to orginilaity, uniquness and setting your own style and making it work for you? Why do they ALL seem to have the same hair-style, do their make up dress the same way ----they all look like a row of mass produced Barbie dolls you see lined up on a shelf at some store, every one of them as identical as the next, maybe we should see if they have a trademark stamped on them and UPC lable.



I read profiles everyday—yes I happen to be one of those rare people that actually DOES read what has been written. It astounds me on a daily basis to read a 13 year old throwing out the proclamation that they are bi-sexual, straight, lesbian, gay or even A-sexual whatever that is supposed to mean. At 13 I wasn’t thinking in terms such as this, I was thinking about going skating, or wondering if I was finally too old for paper dolls. Now I read about a 13 year old being excited to be going to a ‘nightclub’ and wearing their new ‘sexy’ dress?



Shaking my head, someone please…please bring back the bobby socks, pigtails and that innocent little girl giggle when they hear something they aren’t quite old enough to understand…innocence is soooo lost on today’s youth.

22:47 Apr 07 2009
Times Read: 743

maybe I should have posted this along with my previous journal entry............











Crystal water turns to dark

Where ere it’s presence leaves it’s mark

And boiling currents pound like drums

When something wicked this way comes.

(Original poem by Ray Bradbury)

22:08 Apr 07 2009
Times Read: 750

Things seem turned upside down and strange. Nothing feels right, not even my own skin. I hate it when that part of me opens a page to read a profile or going to pages I have been many many times before and I feel this strange and odd negativity. It makes my stomach turn over and I feel sick. On the surface it all looks fine, so why the weird vibe? Where is it coming from?

02:51 Apr 06 2009
Times Read: 765

From a profile: iam cacusion male half purtican and irish black hair brwn eyes 4 tats,planning on few percin's eventually.chill quite kinda of guy dry sense of humor.look like the young guy in the latest hanibal movie but alitle shorter. (blood is sweet when it is first in the air) to add in to the journel part if anybody reeds it...



Did he mean Caucasian half Puerto Rican half, Irish? I assume he meant ‘brown’ hair and I am totally lost on ‘percin’s…anybody have a clue? As for the rest of the misspellings and everything, sighs…since the birth date was listed 09-25-09…I guess I shouldn’t have expected a lot from someone not even born yet.

21:32 Apr 05 2009
Times Read: 767

hmmm, that was a first, seeing a 'juggalo' refer to themselves as a 'jughead'...how appropriate! In my day a 'jughead' was what we called an idiot.

15:28 Apr 02 2009
Times Read: 779

Awwwwwwwww, I am just so sorry you didn’t like what I rated your mess…want a higher rate? One: fix your spelling, normally I can at least see what you were trying to say, but that was such a mess…oh wait, did you write it in a secret code? Do we maybe need a special save your box-tops decoder ring first? The ONLY words I could actually make out were fuck this fuck that. You DO realize that there are other words out there you don’t have to limit yourself to JUST that one word, right? Do you even KNOW how many times you typed out that word in your two paragraphs of misspellings? Try 17 times, you must REALLY like that word. I bet it just rolls so sweetly off that tongue!

Two: nah, I was just joking about there being a two, everything was covered under the first thing. As for you being upset over the rate I gave ya…

22:02 Apr 01 2009
Times Read: 789

18:10 Apr 01 2009
Times Read: 800

Ohhhhhhhh, lookie what I made!

I hate TXT SPK---text speak!
17:33 Apr 01 2009
Times Read: 807

How lazy does one have to be to type out their profiles in text speak?



Dnt=don’t…gee two extra key strokes! Monstrous isn’t it?



If u no wat I mean, translated, If you know what I mean….hint no is NOT the same as know. Here is an example of the proper usage of NO---No, I do not like it when you type in text speak you annoying lazy little freak.



Ill for I’ll, that little symbol (’) makes a HUGE difference! Ill means sick, ill, ailing, which is what I am of your text speak writing!





Now, I get the LOL, LMAO, OMG…those are fairly acceptable, but I can only imagine how English teachers are enjoying the others, bet the parents of these little Einstein’s are also enjoying that tuition and tax money they pay out for those stellar educations!