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I'm going to KILL one of my cats. Theo, The Big Orange TURD, just attacked Spike my 18 year old who's blind and deaf. I could hear her screaming and had to run out of this room to her rescue. She was standing there just hissing into space cause she's completely blind. And I oh so pinched some tail as soon as I got my hands on him cause you know he ran from me cause he knew he was in trouble. I've learned that hitting does no good and pinching that tail is so much easier on the hands. They have all those lovely nerve endings in their tails and go figure but I have an ally in Buddy. When Theo screams at me, Buddy attacks him. Isn't life grand? I just have to keep my hands away or I'll get scratched. And for all out there who think I'm being mean to my cat - think again. Theo is one crazy piece of work. I found out the hard way that if I give him any kind of attention he takes it out on the girls in a most ferocious way. I'm not kidding. Don't know what’s in that cats mind. And he can be the cutest thing and oh so sweet but again - if I give him any kind of serious loving; he WILL ATTACK the others. It was no big thing when he was little but not now at 17 pounds of cat coming at Celia who weighs in at 7 pounds or Spike who's about 8 pounds now. At least Ceta stands up to him but even she gets to screaming at times. He's even spent hours locked in the bathroom just so the others would get a break from him. I don't know what else to do with him.

I think I'm working on 9 kinds of Stupid these days. Maybe the lack of adult contact or just the fact that this weather has kept me in with the baby and what's left of my brain cell has died. I can't seem to think straight. Doing dumb things here and there. Don't know what to do with myself or him. Can we somehow skip this very little baby phase and move onto toddler time. I know you'll say to enjoy these days now but I don't know what to do with him. How do you entertain a 2 month old???? And lately he hasn't been sleeping much during the day. At least today I plan on going out with him in the snugli (baby front/back pack) cause the weather is warmer... ARRGHH.... forgive my short rant I'm just hanging in there....