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Sex Coffee



1/2-cup cold water

1 tsp decorticated (shelled) cardamom seeds

1-1/2 cup hot, freshly brewed, double-strength coffee



While touching the cardamom seeds, strongly visualize your need. Place the cold water and the cardamom seeds in a saucepan. Bring to a full boil; boil for 2 minutes.



Strain the liquid through a coffee filter. Pour into fresh, hot coffee, and sir. This recipe serves two small portions, so share it with a friend.



Note: Recent research seems to indicate that the consumption of coffee increases our interest in sex.