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hey wanna hear some funny shit?

my dad has had my only source of communication (my cell phone) turned off, and i dont have a home phone. and its been off for about a month. and last night i fell and hurt my knee even worse than it already is, and i was there by my self outside. and i fell laying there for about 15 min. then i got the idea to crawl over sharp rocks to the front of the house and i was there for an hour with a hurt leg trying to flag down a pig. ops i mean cop. and they came over and i told them what happened. then they called the ambulance. and i was there for another 30min. waiting to see if i could go to the ER . eventually i did (in my gandmothers car) then after it was all said and done i got my knee wrapped in a brace and got some pain killers. so im good lol