The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

One day while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front

lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought that was a bit unusual, but

continued on my way to the store.



On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked

on the lawn.



This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the nursing home administrator.

"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"



"Yes," she said, They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale."