The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

1, Address spelt wrong on form, references to an alive person saying they were dead, references to said dead person having something they never had, then wanting me to agree to the total nonsense by putting my name to it.

2, Just leave out half of what's there twice, why not, say I will do it wrong if reminded, you did it wrong anyway

3, Correct the error, add what's been left out then add it up to be less than before

4 Glitch out on the phone and do something different to what was said

5, Come out to correct the error and make the same error on another part, add it up to be even less than before

Yeah sign me up twice for good measure, ever sign up to something then it turns to total nonsense and now being stuck with it till it's finally over the line someday in the future ?

Just picture a skeleton tapping on the table saying one day it will be completed