spongebob-squarepants14:48 Jun 19 2007
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yeah this is strange for someone to write, but if i want to work for nick.com this is the requirements. i have to find the people ( producer ) who make spongebob and send a sample script....here it is. comments welcomed.
Bikini Bottom: early morning
Announcer- (overhead view of bikini bottom )
Bikini Bottom, home of the Crabby Patty, jellie fish fields, ohh yeah and home of SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBobs bedroom- alarm sounding ( BRRR...BRRR...BRRR!!!!) Out of bed
springs SpongeBob.
SpongeBob
Good Morning gary ( walking into the bathroom ) Good Morning bathroom
( bathroom door closes) UH UH UH ....no peeking...( toilet flushes, sink water runs )
SpongeBob
Gary...........ohh my little darling? ( said as if singing the words ) GARYYYYYYYY?
( spongebob heads downstairs ) oh there you are my little mallusk.
Gary
Meow..( said with a smile )
Spongebob
No gary im always happy in the morning ( kisses garys eyestalks ) and what a
beautiful day it is to. The clams are singing ( clams tweeting ) the neighbors are
wishing one another a good morning....good morning squi...( interrupted )
Squidward
Whats so good about it? ( uh oh i asked a question, he'll talk all day if given the chance )
ohhh uhhh thanks for the good morning ..( under his breathe ) sponge brain..( laughing )
sponge brain, i should be a comedian.. ha ha ha
Gary
meow...meow
Spongebob
No silly i don't think i over due it in the morning, you should always try and look at
things in a positive way....like meeeee!! ( sung like a song )
Gary
meow ....meow....meow ( rolling his eyes )
Spongebob
Well thats a little better...well old chum you have fun and enjoy this beautiful day.
Im going out to go jellie fishing with patrick...) opening pineapple door, then turns around..)
Gary
meow...meow.
Spongebob
Huh..? No gary, patrick still remembers where he lives. I told you...( deep sigh )
Patrick remembers where he lives ever since he started writing the address
next to his name in his underware.
Gary
meow..( laughing and snickering )
Spongebob
Anyways smartpants i'll be back later after jellie fishing. ( closes door )
( spongebob skips to patricks rock, singing in an almost intentional way
to bother squidward )
Spongebob
Going to patricks...gonna catch me some jellie fish...bopidy bopidy..
jellie...jellie...jellie...jellieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Squidward
Will you shut it up so i can have one single solitary second of peace,
can you do that ohh annoying one? ( shaking head and walking away )
Spongebob
Sorry squidward ole buddy, i'll try to sing to your liking...ahem..(clearing throat , in
an insanely deep voice ) My love, my dear i travel this road to.....go to patricks house.
My friend, my friend of friends i travel this... ( interupted )
Squidward
Oh why do i even bother ( walking and mumbling to himself )
Spongebob
Knocking on patricks rock ( knock,knock,knock ) hey buddy are you in there?
Hmmmm? thats strange...hey whats this? ( takes note that was taped to rock )
Patricks letter
Sponge bob....uhhh...uhhhh...ohh yeah i left this morning and i don't know when
i'll be back. P.S.This is patrick ...ohh wait you know that already. Uhh ohh did i write that?
I did...and i wrote that...and that...and that...and that....and
Spongebob
Man sometimes patrick goes on. ( looks back at note ) and that....and that and that to...oh no and that..and
Spongebob
( crumbles up the note )Enough already!! Wait a minute, did his note say he left
and didn't know if he was ever coming back? ( worried look as he uncruples the note )
Patricks note
...and that...and that to....and
Spongebob
Leaving? Not coming back...( tear slowly falls ) Ohh by merciful neptune
what did i do??? ( crying harder ) We were best friends since we were little.
A daydream sequence when they were very young.
( we see patrick and spongebob playing blocks, then building a sand castle
at the beach, skipping merrily down the road. Finally spongebob remembers
the two fighting in a war, carrying weapons and hiding behind a rock for cover.
Baby patrick
Spongebob...( coughing ) im not gonna make it buddy ( coughing worse ) tell my
wife and kids i did my best and i love them. My toe have been fatally stubbed,
im a gonner buddy i can't make it any further. ( overly dramatic )
Baby spongebob( kneeling beside patrick as a tear slowly rolls from his eye )
Don't you say that pat,your gonna live..( sobs ) your gonna live to see your children
again. You gotta hang in there buddy, helps on it's way.
Baby patrick ( a final cough )
So long buddy....(patrick lays motionless as if dead)
Spongebob ( clinching his fists to the sky and yells )
He was a good man, one of the greats. He gave his life to....( pausing looking puzzled )
Wait a minute pat, you don't have a wife or kids?
Patrick ( stand up smiling )
Ohh yeah....( laughs )
Present day spongebob ( looks at the dream bubble )
Hey wait a second...patrick and i never went to war?
Baby spongebob and patrick from the bubble
Ohh yeah....( laughing )
The bubble pops with a yell-ahhhh
Spongebob
That was weird...( all the sudden starts crying again ) ohh pat why did you
go, did i do something wrong?
( Thought bubble appears showing the events of yesterday, pat knocks
on the door. knock,knock,knock. Pineapple door opens.
Spongebob
Hey pat whats new, whatcha doing, whatcha up to ?
Patrick
Uhhh...wait a minute i know the answer...uhhh oww yeah, do you spongebob
have any sugar?
Spongebob
No pat i sure don't, i just ran out not to long ago.
Patrick
Ohh...ok spongebob....bye ( walks away as if depressed )
Spongebob( closing pineapple door )
Hmmmm, pat looked a little sad, i know i'll ask if he wants to go
jellie fishing tommarow.
Thought bubble fades
Spongebob ( eyes bulging and mouth hanging wide open )
My goodness...pat asked for sugar and i let him, i lets my best friend down. What
kind of monster am i, i am a terrible excuse for a sponge. Ohh noo feeling faint ( swaying )
Can't...seem ..to remain.....standing. ( he faints and hits the ground with a splat.)
Squidward
Hey spongebob ( snapping his fingers ) Spongebob?
Spongebob
What...what happened sqiudward...did i faint?
Squidward ( looking down on spongebob with a tv in his arms )
Spongebob (holding his head and stands up )
What happened squidward?
Squidward
I don't know, nor do i care.
Spongebob
Uhhh..my head...why are you hear then, and why are you carrying my tv?
Squidward ( with a guilty grin )
Ohh well you see...i uhh heard a noise from your house and thought something
horrible may have happened. I thought if you went to the big fish fry in the sky
you wouldn't be needing you tv....or..( in a whisper ) or all the other things in my house.
Spongebob
Forget about the tv squidward, i have bigger problems. Patrick left and said he wasn't... ( interrupted as
pineapple slams closed ) sticking head out his window- he said he wasn't sure if or when he
would be back squidward.
Squidward ( walking to his house )
Patrick left...not coming back..wonderful, i'll lets you know when i start caring.
( under his breathe ) ...and that will be never. ha ha ha.
Spongebob
Oh pat...why ( clinching a fist in the air ) Why, Why, Why. Why didn't i just go buy
sugar and give it to him ?? ( eyes even wider ) What if he needed the sugar for other reasons. Maybe he
started gambling and lost everything, and the only thing he had to pay them off was sugar. If he
couldn't pay them they told him he would be fitted for concrete boots and would be tossed into Goo Lagoon.
My fault...( sobbing ) All my fault patrick was sentenced to a watery grave.
Squidward ( from his window )
..We could only hope...hahaha
Spongebob ( running out of his house and towards town)
Have you seen patrick?
Passerby
Who the heck is patrick?
Spongebob
Have you seen patrick?
Ms Puff ( unhappy to see spongbob look )
Uhhh not today spongebob.
Spongebob
Have you seen patrick?
Jellie fish ( shocks spongebobs head )
Spongebob
I'll take that as a no, have you seen patrick?
Mermaid Man
Huh what? ( standing up ) Did you say something about EVIL?
Spongebob
Uhh nevermind ( continues running and searching )
Mermaid Man
EVIL!!!!
Spongebob
Have you seen patrick?
Mr krabs
What boy...who...ohh yeah you mean the fat little pink guy, i've seen him.
Spongebob
Where Mr krabs, what time, where at, with who?
Mr krabs
I saw him last week passed out sleeping after downing 45 crabby pattys.
Spongebob
Mr krabssssssssssss........i meant today. Have you seen him today?
Mr krabs
How would i know as long as he keeps buying crabby pattys 45 at a time
i don't care where he goes. ahhh hahahahaaha!!!
(Spongebob runs all over town searching for patrick,at the retirement home, the parking lot, the yarn store
and finally at Goo Lagon.
Spongebob ( looking sad and depressed )
Oh it's hopeless im not going to dind him. I might as well give up. ( beginning to burry himself
in the sand to hide his misery )
Sandy ( smiling )
What are you doing spongebob?
Spongebob
Oh hi sandy, patrick left for good because i didn't have any sugar to give him.
Sandy ( confused look )
I don't follow spongbob.
Spongebob
Ok sandy i'll explain, this morning when i knocked on patricks rock i found a note, the note
said he left and didn't know when he'd be back. Yesterday he came over to my house and
asked for sugar only i didn't have any.
Sandy
Ok i follow you so far
Spongebob
I think patrickgot into trouble and was gambling and lost. He didn't have any money to
pay off his losses so he came to barrow sugar from me only i didn't have any. I think
since he couldn't pay his debt he was fitted for concrete boots and was plunged
into the Goo Lagoon.
Sandy
Spongebob that is the dumbest story i have ever heard, and i've heard mr krabs
tell stories so i know dumb. Besides even if he owed someone money, they sure
as heck wouldn't take sugar as payment.
Spongbob ( confused look )
Then what happened after he left my house?
Sandy
Don't know spongebob why don't you ask him yourself? He's right over there talking to larry.
(Spongebob slowly turns to see patrick actually there, spongebob does a slow jogging
sequence towards patrick.)
Spongebob ( still teary eyed )
Pat... buddy what happened? Where did you go.
Patrick
Uhhhh...don't know, is this another trick question?
Spongebob
I read your note and it said you were leaving and not sure when you would be back.
Plus you asked me for sugar and when i said no you walked away looking sad.
Patrick
Uhhh....Ohhh yeah that was the wrong note, it was taped on backwards. Turn it over.
(Spongebob turns the note over and reads aloud) Spongebob i went out to get sugar
for a cake im making to celebrate emotion day. P.S. this is patrick, happy emotion day.
Spongebob ( very very angry, face turning red, grinding his teeth, teeth chipping
from the preassure of grinding. )
Patrick
Thats it spongebob you have angry down pat, now try happy....uhhh ok needs a little work.
( patrick realizes spongebobs angry and slowly back up ) Uhhh ok try scared, or maybe depressed.
Spongebob ( seeing red )
I have an idea patrick, why don't i show you angry, or rage...how about that?
Patrick (running full sprint )
Ahhhh!!! it's emotion day.......emotion dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Squidward ( rolling his eyes and shaking his head )
Apparently in this hole in the wall town STUPID is also an emotion.
the end.....
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