he's the one that always stands with a smile
She's pure and right and
Bathed in some kind of light
She's sicker than hell, but always feeling fine
The whole thing just makes me wanna cry
Hey hey Julia you're the closest thing to an angel
That I'll ever find
My friend Julia, she hasn't got a clue
But Julia always stay true
Tall as a mountain, but yet so fine
Her feet never touch ground
But that's all right
I don't understand what they're doing to her
I wanna scream she's not too good to be true
Every thing is gonna be fine
You're gonna be all righ
[Kelly:]
I feel unhappy
I am so sad
I lost the best friend
That I've ever had
[Ozzy:]
She is my baby
I love her so
But it's too late now
I've let her go
[Both:]
We're going through changes (ohh - [chorus])
We're going through changes (ahh - [chorus])
[Kelly:]
We've shared the years
We've shared each day
I love you daddy
But I found my way
[Ozzy:]
You know the world
Is an evil place
My baby is grown now
She's found her way
[Both:]
(ohh ahh - [Chorus])
We're going through changes (ohh - [chorus])
We're going through changes (ohh - [chorus])
(ahh - [Chorus])
[Kelly:]
It took so long
To realize
I can still hear
His last goodbyes
[Ozzy:]
Now all my days
I'm filled in fears
Wish I could go back
And change the years
[Both:]
We're going through changes
We're going through changes (changes - [Chorus])
We're going through... Changes
[Both:]
Changes
Changes
Changes...
AN ENGLISHMAN GAVE INTO TEMPATION, WHILE ON A WEEKEND BREAK IN AMSTERDAM, AND BOUGHT A WHOLE SHEET OF LSD TO SMUGGLE BACK INTO THE UK. ON THE PLANR TO HEATHROW, HOWEVER, THE NO-HOLE-BARRED MESSAGE OF THE CUSTOMS ADVERTS ON DRUGS SMUGGLING WORRIED THE MAN AND, PANICKING, HE CONSUMED THE WHOLE SHEET OF ACID. HE PASSED THROUGH CUSTOMS UNHINDERED, BUT JUST AS HE TOOK HIS SEAT ON THE TUBE, THE LARGE DOSE OF ACID STRUCK. THE MAN IS NOW IN A PSYCHIATRIC UNIT CONVINCED THAT HE IS A BANANA.
IM AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND, POLICE INITALLY STUMPED WHEN THEY DISCOVERED A BODY OF A MAN IN A RESERVOIR. DETECTIVES WORKED OUT THAT THE MAN HAD USED A ROPE TO TIE A HEAVY ROCK TO HIS ANKLE AND KEEP HIM DOWN, BUT THEY WERE MYSTIFIED TO FIND A PAIR OF SCISSORS WITH HIS FINGER PRINTS ON THE THEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RESERVOIR. HOWEVER, A WEEK LATER, A DETECTIVE RECEIVED AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE EXPLAINING THE DEATH. IT SEEMS THAT THE MAN WAS EXPERIMENTING WITH A SEXUAL THRILL OF SELF-ASPHYXIATION. THE MAN HAD TIED THE ROCK TO HIS ANKLE, SO THAT IT WOULD HOLD HIM BENEATH THE SURFACE. AT THE LAST MOMENT, THE MAN HAD INTENDED TO CUT THE ROPE, BUT IN HIS EXCITMENT HE HAD DROPPED THE SCISSORS AND DROWNED
A MAN WAS PLASTERING THE WALL OF HIS LOUNGE WHEN HE INADERTENTLY MADE A HOLE IN THE WALL. POSSIBLY BECAUSE HE HADNT HAD SEX IN OVER A YEAR, THE MAN DECIDED TO USE THE HOLE FOR WHOLLY SELF-GRATIFYING ENDS, SMEARING THE EDGES WITH GREASE, HE WAS JUST REACHING CLIMAX WHEN A DEEP THRUST BURST THROUGH THE WALL AT THE OTHER SIDE, AN OCTOGERARIAN GRANDMOTHER WAS ENGROSSED IN CORANATION STREET WHEN SHE SPOTTED WHAT LOOKED LIKE A SNAKE ON THE WALL. THE DIY MAN ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE GRANDMOTHER SAMAHED HIS MANHOOD WITH A BIBLE IN A BID TO SQUASH A DANGEROUS SNAKE.
A GROUP OF WOMEN WENT OUT ON A SATURDAY NIGHT IN BERLIN,
HAD A FEW TO MANY DRINKS IN A VARIETY OF BARS AND CLUBS AND DECIDED TO FINISH OFF WITH SOME FOOD AT A SNACK BAR ON THE WAY HOME. ONE OF THE WOMEN ATE A HAMBURGAR WITH LOTS OF MAYONNIASE AND FELT ILL AFTERWARDS. SO ILL THAT SHE FAINTED AND HER FRIENDS TOOK HER TO THE HOSPITAL, WHERE A DOCTOR EXAMINED HER, CONCLUDING THAT THE PROBLEM MUST HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY SOMETHING SHE ATE. HE PUMPED HER STOMACH AND EXAMINED THE RESULTS. HE WAS SUPRISED TO IDENTIFY THE SPERM OF AT LEAST THREE DIFFERNT MEN. THE WOMAN RECOVERED, DENIED VIGOROUSLY THAT SHE HADNT HAD ORAL SEX EVEN ONCE THAT DAY AND JOINED HER FRIENDS IN VOWING THEY WOULD NEVER RETUEN TO THAT PARTICULAR SNACK BAR AGAIN.
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