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cold cream
21:00 Feb 26 2006
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A little boy watched with fascination, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing that on your face, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother. A few minutes later she began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked the boy. "Giving up?"
IRISH JOKE
23:44 Feb 09 2006
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the
rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for
the best
toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting
in
church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary
said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he
told me,
and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there
twice in the last four years.
Once he! fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears
to make him come."
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