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I love this band.. and this song.. does that make me Gay?







I saw an episode of The Jerry Springer Show, and the topic was "Transvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy was on with his "girlfriend," and he was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I. But it got me thinking about what is and isn't gay.





Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a women is straight. Even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock," is straight.





Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight.





Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.





Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It is neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more other women only is staright.





Here's an interesting one: Kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay.





See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up.





Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."





Ok, you got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants youv'e ever seen, even if you're saying to him "Suck it, bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore!" that's gay.





Conversely, if a woman straps on a dildo, and you're dressed like a woman, and you're sucking her cock, and she's saying, "You like it, don't you? You like sucking my dick you little fucking faggot," and then she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "You love it you little pussy boy! You love getting fucked in the ass. I'll bet you wish I was a man! I'll bet you wish this was a real cock, you fucking faggot!" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before, that's still straight.





But then, if you go off to the bar, and discuss this, or any other sexual experience with guys, that's gay.





Here's the most interesting one. Sucking a guys cock can, under certain rare cirumstances, be staright. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for an entire night... you know, the kind of stuff that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time. And you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy. That's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it isn't.

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VAMPIREBLONDEE
23:17 Jun 28 2013

another amazing read via the dabblemeister,lol

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So I am watching old episodes of Undercover Stings, and a motorcycle thief that tried to sale a guys bike back to him got busted... He shit, and pissed himself... Now That is Funny!

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VAMPIREBLONDEE
23:16 Jun 28 2013

lol that is funny ! Stupid criminals is an understatement.

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Did you not know?

That text can be studied for signs of deception?



That means a number of factors are consistent when a person transfers a falsehood, or makes a less then sincere statement, and it can also expose exaggerations. It is all.. or in part syntax, cadence, and grammar/composition.



This is why some detectives have suspects, or informants, write out things for them, and then they take the original, and hide it, annd have the suspect recount again. People let their guard down when typing. While they pay attention to details of their lie, they often overlook common sense factors.

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BLOODLIFE
10:44 Jun 22 2013

Now that's interesting, I'll have to be more careful in future!!

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tr1n1ty01
11:23 Jun 22 2013

I have seen it first hand...lol

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dabbler
12:18 Jun 22 2013

It is indeed a new frontier.. people with something to hide needent' apply in type.

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supernova
14:34 Jun 22 2013

Love this:)

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Some perplexing stuff.

How To Fleece True Believers, and the Mystically Enchanted!



curse removal, cleansing scam



This scam involves convincing the mark that she and her valuables, including cash, are cursed and that the con artist, posing as a psychic, Tarot card reader, Gypsy, clairvoyant or the like has the power to cleanse the person and her money and jewelry, thereby lifting the curse. Modern con artists sometimes claim the problem is "negative energy" rather than a curse, which might appear too old-fashioned a term for people hip to the New Age.



Whenever a psychic claims to need your money or valuables for cleansing, she is preparing to take you to the cleaners. For example, Linda Marks claimed she was a Gypsy and could peer into the future. She liked to conjure snakes and scorpions out of chickens’ eggs and turn water blood-red. These parlor tricks would frighten gullible clients into believing that their lives were infected by evil spirits. The solution, she told them, was for them to give her all their money so she could pray over it and "cleanse" it of evil. They did, to the tune of about $2 million. Once she had their cash, the Gypsy and the money would disappear, as if by magic. Ms. Marks was arrested and convicted and was given four years in prison to perfect her art and repay the money she stole from her mostly elderly clients.



One psychic was arrested in Rocklin, California, who not only took money and jewelry for cleansing, but also took the clients shopping to buy items needed for the cleansing ritual (Campos 1999). Nothing too elaborate is needed for these rituals: some candles, some herbs. Burning sage might be nice for seducing the bereaved and bewildered.

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BLOODLIFE
15:10 Jun 18 2013

I wonder if you can get cursed with being rich. Someone please curse me!

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Inspired by shellsbells.

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VAMPIREBLONDEE
21:54 Jun 19 2013

for some reason DEXTER comes to mind ,lol

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A moment for "The Duke", On this day in history, John Wayne dies, 1979

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atyourwindow
21:55 Jun 11 2013

He was one of the best.

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shellsbells
22:37 Jun 11 2013

:(

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Saetan
22:58 Jun 11 2013

Was? Still is in my opinion. I would rather watch one of his movies I have seen a hundred thousand times than to watch most of the crap they make these days. I am a true blue tried and true fan of the Duke.

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Poll results.



Are you spiritually content without having an experience, or other physical affirmation?





Yes. 40 67.8 %

No. 19 32.2 %

Total Votes: 59

Poll Started By: dabbler

Poll Created On: Mar 10 2013

Open-mindedness is not just being prepared to believe something is true. You also have to be prepared to believe that it could be false and look at the best evidence.



That is what separates open-minded skepticism from closed-minded gullibility.



Look at how low a "medium" can go in their pursuit of validation.







When one examines the content of the majority of "Mediums" it is rather clear that they really don't deliver anything of substance through their alleged communication. It is either vague, ambiguous cold reading, or a suspiciously factual laundry list of info that is semi public, or something that could be researched.



Regardless of how many Mediums are debunked the True Believers will always insist that there are genuine mediums. However it should be mentioned that the only deference between those who practice the trade is; those that are Eyes Open, and those that are Eyes Closed. Eyes Opened refers to mediums that knowingly (with intent, and pretense) use cold reading, warm reading, and hot reading. "Mediums" in the past have been known to retain private investigators to data mine high

profile clients (sitters). Eyes Closed "mediums" actually believe they posses a gift, and that they are inspired by spirits, however their "hit rate" is poor at best. In the Spiritualist trade they are laughed at, and scoffed by those in the know. The only purpose they serve in Spiritualist Centers is for free intro sittings, in these sittings new clients are screened for further (paid)sitting gs, and any "hits" (info) that are gleaned by the Eyes Closed medium is noted, and passed onto any other "medium" for later use. Even misses are noted. Another sinister practice of Eyes Open "Mediums" is to plant shills in the audiences of Eyes Closed "Mediums" to falsely claim connections.



As a volunteer usher at a Center in San Fransisco (now closed) I have witnessed first hand the unscrupulous behavior of "Mediums".



I have also been a Carney, and if I tell a person not to play the games, I sincerely mean it. However there is always a person that will say, "Well I saw someone win such and such game." To that I reply, "Yes but the "win" is more often a gimmick to draw others that are meandering in the background. While today Carney games are monitored (somewhat), there are still rigged games.



So the summary is simple, and basic. What are you willing to invest to find out something you believe in is fake?

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supernova
03:19 Jun 02 2013

Agrees with you absolutely!

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