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This is the guy,

who won me over.

He is short and bald,

and really loud.

He makes me smile when things get hard.

He makes me laugh,

When I feel I want It To End.

He brings the sunshine,

But I can't expect any less.

He's my main man.

My best friend,

He doesn't even talk.

No he isn't imaginary,

no he isn't mute.

He's 5 Months old.

No I'm not a Pedophile.

He's my Baby nephew.

Thank god I have someone who of all things,

keeps me here.

Sorrounded by rich men,

with nothing to do.

So i get plastered,

It seemed the right thing to do.

One approches me with one thing in mind,

a conversation,

oh god it was half past nine.

He sees me there with a smoke and a drink,

He looked at my sister with nothing more than a blink.

Who's this guy

he asked as last.

She wouldn't know i just like to fly.

He looked at me with a stitch.

I looked at his wife and screamed BITCH!



-I was in another town and I was wasted forgive me. -CITN