The Dalai Lama walked into a pizza parlor and asked:
"Can you make me one with everything?"
I went to a seminar this morning.
The topic was Improving Performance for Premature Ejaculation.
I sat in the auditorium alone for 15 minutes before I looked at my watch and realized I came too soon.
COMMENTS
That's it, I am revoking your license.
You are a silly man.
... Oh gods.
A little warning, man. ::tips water out of keyboard:: SHAME on you.
.......................Ummmm.....kaaaaaay lol.
I laughed and choked on my coffee.
:D
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Requiem
01:19 Dec 01 2011
>.o
philosopher
08:07 Dec 02 2011
*closes eyes and proceeds to execute gesture of empathetic pain often reserved for those who physically "biff it" excruciatingly hard*