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His Holiness

17:35 Nov 30 2011
Times Read: 565


The Dalai Lama walked into a pizza parlor and asked:



"Can you make me one with everything?"


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Requiem
Requiem
01:19 Dec 01 2011

>.o





philosopher
philosopher
08:07 Dec 02 2011

*closes eyes and proceeds to execute gesture of empathetic pain often reserved for those who physically "biff it" excruciatingly hard*





 

15:55 Nov 28 2011
Times Read: 601


I went to a seminar this morning.



The topic was Improving Performance for Premature Ejaculation.



I sat in the auditorium alone for 15 minutes before I looked at my watch and realized I came too soon.


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Morrigon
Morrigon
16:44 Nov 28 2011

That's it, I am revoking your license.





Joli
Joli
17:17 Nov 28 2011

You are a silly man.





Requiem
Requiem
18:44 Nov 28 2011

... Oh gods.





A little warning, man. ::tips water out of keyboard:: SHAME on you.





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
18:52 Nov 28 2011

.......................Ummmm.....kaaaaaay lol.






Survival
Survival
14:26 Dec 18 2011

I laughed and choked on my coffee.



:D








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