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I have anatidaephobia.



And it's bad.



O.O

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deathnitegrl
18:26 May 14 2012

Beware The Duck is watching you.

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captainglobehead
22:57 May 14 2012

Now I hear Michael Jackson's voice singing in my head:



"I always feel like

Some Duckie's watching me"

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DestroyingAngel
23:49 May 23 2012

Lol at the entry.



LMAO more at the comments.

Cute lol. :P

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I used to think that money and influence equaled power, too, back when I was immature and just starting out. Do you know what does equal power?



Power. Power equals power.



Crazy, huh?



But the type of power? Doesn't matter as much as you'd think. It turns out everything is oddly balanced. Weird, but true.



For example: You drive here in your $100,000 Beemer, in your $3000 suit, flashing your gold nugget ring and Rolex, talking about your 15 commercial properties in the Metroplex and how you make a dozen real estate deals a year, and have a State senator in your pocket to get around the regulations that everyone else has to conform to. You believe all this give you the right to deny me my fees and threaten my licensure and my livelihood, just because you don't like the way I present the facts in my report? You're upset because I won't bend my integrity to falsify results to satisfy your desires. You think that makes you top dog, doesn't it? You fail to realize that I have more tools in my arsenal than you. Yes, you have money, prestige and influence. You deny me my fees, you subvert the regulations I uphold and enforce, and threaten my professional reputation, thereby robbing me of the very things you hold dearest.



Now look back over the last 60 seconds. What have you learned? That's right: money, prestige and influence isn't enough when the other guy has money, prestige, influence AND the strength to crush your windpipe with his bare phalanges.



Yes, yes...I know. The blue in your face is starting to clash with your attire. I guess we all can't be so fashion conscious.

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DestroyingAngel
23:58 May 23 2012

I agree with you m'friend...power equals power. No, it is not crazy...but it is true.



I don't know what else to say about this righteous prick that threatened you......but I do wish that I could personally crush this person's windpipe with my own phalanges. How dare they do that to you! To my best friend...?!



Aaaaahhhhhhhhh HELLLLLLLL NOOOOOO. That doesn't work for me at all.



I'm so pissed off. I better NEVER come across this fool or it'll be so ugly for them. I'm sorry...so sorry but nothing pisses me off more than hearing that somebody wronged you liked that.



*giant hugs*

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