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I wish I was this quick
00:17 Aug 17 2009
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I was supervising a construction project when I was approached by a guy off the street, apparently down on his luck. He was looking for work. I asked him if he could read structural drawings. He assured me that he could, so I decided to test him.

'Right,' I said, 'What's the difference between a joist and a girder?'

'Well,' he replied slowly, 'Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust.'

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