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I truly wish I had some potions to add here, but all I got is my own ideas.



Gather all your friends in a circle(a round shaped bar works best)

Add dim lighting and hard rock/heavy metal music.

Imbibe with copious amounts of fermented barley (beer)

Add on smaller glasses of distilled alcohol. Southern comfort or Vodka is pretty good.

Chant back and forth who will win the superbowl.

Throw in how shitty your ex is.

Repeat

Repeat

Take a break to lighten yourself.

Repeat

Repeat

Repeat

(something should be happening by now)

Remind yourself sooner or later you have to go home. Pick the latter.

Repeat

Repeat

Make new friends you have never seen or talked to before.

Offer them your ritual if they are cute, look like they have money, or if the ritual is working-are both.

Repeat

By now it should be obvious, either the ritual is working, or you need a new one.

Either way,you did your part in the world.