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Cripes. There I was sitting eating some breakfast and reading the paper,then went to go wash dishes. What luck, there was the pan I used for bacon gushing out smoke! I left the damn burner on! But me, the trained professional I am,took care of the problem. It still reeks in here even with the door and fan on. Christ, how did I manage to stay alive this long?

Yes its that time again. Gotta look for a new place to crash. It's even more fun just looking at places. You want what? For this? Really? I don't think so. Then to ponder. room mate or no? Yeah, its obviously cheaper-but I do like being by myself at times. But if I could find someone who works opposite what I do, what the hell? I did find a nice two bedroom job, perfect for me and a roomie. Almost like a dorm room but much quiter. Time to start selling shit, I aint moving this crap again!