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Yes it is true, I stooped so low that I went to a strip club. And what did I find, a stripper missing a limb....I did not know whether to be saddened or repulsed. I know she is crippled, but I felt so sad....what else could I do? I am sure she is a nice person, but what the fuck? Instead of having a good time I was sorta perplexed....I talked to her when the others would not, I just dont get it. She can't help it........I will NOT turn my back on anyone!

Yup, it time for me to take my two lousy days off! Shit, you CANNOT get worse days off then this.....un fucking belivable! Jeesh! Cannot stand it. But on a happy note, a total lunar eclipse will be happing soon! I can't wait! Ehh, just gotta make it to the door, then outside, and- yeah look in the right direction. (its been a long night......)

Hell yeah! In September I have alot of days off! I am so happy, I think I just ate a cookie! Still, my car is gone to the yard, Petey is fucking with me, and I am busting my ass at work and for my friend! P.S. I did not win the powerball....that is fucking horrible. What I would do for a hundred million! I would probably have a major stroke when the fake check hit my grubbly hand......ahh, well.....here I sit. I like the new Daughtry song, eheh what is it "over you"? I think, it is heart wreanching........It is me all over it! The story of my fucking pathetic life! Still made well......

P.S. I don't think "Petey" should be talking to me.....booze, drugs.......shit, could all this be real? He makes little sense, like I am in a Lynch film(fire walk with me)

Well, I knew it. It is unsalvagable.......it's over 5 grand WHITHOUT the broken glass repaired! Holy shit! There ain't no way the insurance company gonna let that happen. So now I am just waiting to see how much they are gonna give me. I guess I would like to get something to replace it, maybe a good gasser just so I can go back and forth to work and not abuse my truck. Yeah, I'm like that, wanna keep it all pretty and all. Or, I could put the money towards bills and whatnot. Ehh, who knows what I will do when the money hits my sweaty little hands.....muhhahahh

Let me tell ya people, LOVE, is just a destination...we all want to get there...some succeed, some do not. Unfourtunatley, there is more that the other. Nobody wants to be alone...but sometimes shit happens. I hate to admitt I am alone, I have people that in my head I "love". But to me it is more physical, need to be with me, that sort of thing.....Yes, I am demanding, I gotta have the person next to me....What else is there? Then, of course, the one's you "wish" for. Like a fantasy. I wish I was dead, no more wishing, no more waiting, just wanna be happy ya know.....Is that not normal?..............

Holy crap! A fucking tree fell on my car! It is crushed, windows smashed out, etc. Dammit! Ya know they are gonna total the piece of crap, and I ain't gonna get shit for it! A couple grand at the least I hope.......What the hell am I gonna get for a measly couple of thousand? I am screwed again, at least my truck is unscathed, just missed it by a couple of inches!

Yes, it is that time again, got Tues and Weds off for a fucking month! Cannot wait till the new meat ........ehhh new hires come aboard. Fuck, gotta get my "groove" on......I NEED weeekends off, and I'm gonna get it. I put my time in, let the probbies deal with it. Ohh, I'll help out here and there Ya know, but shit, I gotta get it on! Oh, loyal followers, Petey is fine......he don't do shit! He just sits there! Someone told me to "do" something to him......it is just too creepy, and, I am NOT that fucking kinky to do that! But if she was here with me, well......let's just say I'd think about it!

Finally, I made it to vampire! I never thought I would even get this far! I have so many to thank! I am too drunk to name them now, but it will follow when I sober up!

Alright people......I am freaking bored out of my mind! I am sick of doing the same shit day after day! That would not be bad to a regular person, but I got fucked up appliances, a "doll" and a host of other shit going wrong! Gahhh! What does a guy have to do to have a regular life? Damn, I can't belive it, not strange sounds good to me! Is that fucking crazy or not? Hey, anyhow, I just read two great books about werewolfs and vamps. They are by Patricia Briggs, the first is Moon Called and the next is Blood Bound. I thought they were fantastic. Check it out, Mercy Thompson has a way more fantasic life than I do!

Any of you folks have one of these? If you don't, then don't even think about it. I tells myself, "bunk-you go out there and get stuff so you can cook at home and save money and eat healther" Yeah, fucking right. So here I am, trying the little silver bastard out, following the directions-all that good stuff. Tried to make a ham and cheese sandwich, was that the fucking mistake of the week! It says a light goes green when its done, so I'm waiting, and waiting.....etc. The thing making all kinds of noises, steam is flowing all around it. I think "ahh-this is going great, should taste fan-fucking-tastic!" HAH, now I'm worried, STILL cooking. I could have had it done in a pan faster than this......so I open the little bastard up.....holy shit, there is ham and cheese and more chesse all over the fucking place. Great, now not only do I throw not only the sandwich out, the cuisinart going in right behind it..........

Dammit, that time already? Not too bad, that means October is right around the corner. I love October, don't really know why, to me it means change, or rather the slow dying of the past year. Yeah, I know, morbid. But hey, it is what it is......thats how I take it. But for me I am happier this time of year. Then the thanksgiving stuff, then, of course- christmas.......that is horrible for me. Next year, once I finnally get my passport, I am fucking out of here come the hollidays...cant't stand that shit.