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You can't baptize a cat no matter how many times you try!



If you're going to wear a thong on the beach, you should have to pass a screening test.



The ultimate stocking stuffer would be a severed foot.



If you only pay $200.00 for a hooker, then you better expect a few doctor's bills thereafter.

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Lullaby
03:42 May 27 2011

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brileybeauford666
23:33 May 27 2011

Thanks, Lullabye. I'll definitely add that to my list.

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DestroyingAngel
18:34 May 30 2011

LMAO!

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Today the land line, the answering machine and the cell phone are all going into the drink! I'm over it people! No, don't send me one more text message or leave me a voice message that says, "Hey G, can you do this for me?" If I disappeard tomorrow would any of you be able to wipe your own butts? (not meant for anyone on the RAVE.....just the people who are supposed to love me the most)

I am so sick and tired of having to choose between what I need to do, and what I have to do! And the suckiest part is, either way I feel guilty!

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Cinnamon
02:32 May 25 2011

Hear, hear!

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At least for the moment. God I've missed this place. I've missed you all so much. I hope this lasts. Hope I can regain my balance and recapture my Zen. (wink wink, Birra) I won't lie, I'm exhausted and my mind is mush. My body aches from head to toe (of course that could be because I took a header into the pier yesterday while trying to avoid a rookie on a board the size of a 57 Chevy.) No more Ms. Nice Guy for me. Other than that, my house is quiet and I'm free. It's good to be back. So tell me, what's new with all of you?..........

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birra
18:07 May 22 2011

Ouch. Well, at least you got to hit the waves.



Here is the moment of Zen you seek, weary traveler...

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Cinnamon
21:23 May 22 2011

New? Um, nothing new, really. That could be good or bad; depending upon how you look at it. And I'm so jealous of you and your proximity to the ocean. 'Course I can't surf and if I ever attempted it, well, let's just say it would be fodder for America's Funniest Home Videos. ;)



Welcome back! :)

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JohnnyOwnsYou
13:41 Aug 05 2011

Rookies suck :)

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