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00:07 Jun 29 2014
Times Read: 438

I just bit myself! Never felt a thing!

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23:37 Jun 28 2014
Times Read: 440

Renovating the kitchen! Granite countertops! Tile floors! New cabinets! Upgraded appliances! If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen!

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00:58 Jun 27 2014
Times Read: 448

After all these years, why do I still freak out when you get an off duty call for a fire? This is the worst feeling! Be a hero! Just don't be a hero who gets killed!

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Dogdom
00:52 Jun 26 2014
Times Read: 454

OK, so now you have to wear the cone of shame. For all that's holy, it's just 1 fire ant bite! $269.00 later and the vet says, "Oh yeah, your pup has a little OCD too!". No shit, Doc! And u went to school for that!!!!!!

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DAMN!
00:16 Jun 23 2014
Times Read: 461

Once again, I gauge time by the people I lose! This is not acceptable!

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00:10 Jun 20 2014
Times Read: 472

I love my age! For the first time I'm old enough to say what I think and young enough to have thoughts that are still relevant to this era. I know it will all disappear in the blink of an eye. But for the moment, I freakin rock!

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Isis101
00:16 Jun 20 2014

Cool...!

Like a boat paddle to the face!
00:33 Jun 17 2014
Times Read: 486

She asked: "What's going on with me? Why do I give a shit about this?"

I said: "Because, sweetie! You truly love this one!"

She asked: "Is it really worth all of this pain and worry? "

I said: You tell me."

*crickets*

*crickets*

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birra
01:41 Jun 17 2014

Oh boy....

...she finally found one she can't use and destroy?

brileybeauford666
00:00 Jun 20 2014

It would seem so, B! Lol

Yum
23:05 Jun 10 2014
Times Read: 500

The menu

Lump crab cakes, spicy cold boiled shrimp, BBQ baby back ribs, homemade remoulade sauce, grilled corn on the cob with smoked chipotle and cotija cheese seasoned butter, jacked up garlic and parm cheese bread and homemade mozzarella and tomato salad with fresh made balsamic dressing! God, thank you for summer time! My tummy is soooooooo satisfied! Now, grilled cinnamon, brown sugar and nutmeg coated fresh pineapple over coconut gelato with crispy pirouett cookies! OK, I can die happy now!

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Isis101
23:46 Jun 10 2014

OMG - I'm so hungry for this menu. It's not fair...no fair...no fair!