The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

I love to read profiles that say.....(I have always had the ability to absorb the energy from those around me.).

Translation...You are either so dramatic that you make everyone around you feel exhausted! Or you are so fucking boring, that people would rather douse themselves with gasoline and strike a freakin match than listen to another word that flowed from your lips!

Is it true that some people have the ability to suck the life out of others? Yes! But that doesn't make you a vampire! It's makes you a loser! Vampires are not real! It's all fantasy, you Jacknut! Get over yourself!