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1. You get a paper cut and someone says, "Oh my God, I hate those. They're the worst." But as opposed to severing your finger, is a paper cut really that bad?



2. Am I the only one who finds Adrian Brody's nose to be absolutely mesmerizing?



3. When someone is doing something completely stupid and reckless, do we really need to beat around the bush when telling them so? Why can't we just come out and say, "That's the dumbest fucking thing you've ever done!"?



4. Why is Spam incased in gelatin?



5. Why does Spam exist at all?



6. Why don't guys understand the difference between bitching and whining?



7. Why don't women understand why farting is hysterical to men?



8. Why don't men understand that the drunk, underware dance is not sexy?



9. Am I the only one that thinks the word "Chimichanga" is fun to say? Try it, Chimichanga Chimichanga. See.



10. Am I the only one totally grossed out by the inside of a grape?



Sometimes, these thoughts just cross my mind. What about you?