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pwright33 (7:51:37 PM): do you like green eggs and ham

halloween4ever66 (7:52:21 PM): i do not like green eggs and ham i do not liek them sam i am

pwright33 (7:52:43 PM): hmmm you do not like them on a car or on aplane

halloween4ever66 (7:53:27 PM): i do not like them sam i am i do not like green eggs and ham (is that part right?)

pwright33 (7:53:33 PM): yes

pwright33 (7:53:47 PM): now i'm gonna make stuff up,

pwright33 (7:54:05 PM): you do not lik them on a train or even on a great dane?

halloween4ever66 (7:54:52 PM): no i do not liek geen egg and ham in a train in a boxs on a fox or in a cart i do not like green eggs and ham i do not liek them sam i am!!!!

halloween4ever66 (7:55:42 PM): (wow were bored)

pwright33 (7:55:52 PM): hmmm.Pleas etell me this cant be true for even that fairest emo's love it that they do.

pwright33 (7:55:56 PM): (yah we are)

halloween4ever66 (7:56:56 PM): this is true but even the emo's liek it cause their emo for th goths do not like green egggs and ham evern f it were black eggs and ham (wtf am i on??)

pwright33 (7:57:25 PM): I can make them black purple and blue maybe even orange that would suit you

halloween4ever66 (7:58:33 PM): can you make the green eggs and ham tie-dye?!?!?! dor if you can i would want tosee that just cause it would be the gay food of the week!! (lmfao)

pwright33 (7:59:22 PM): I can make the rainbow and ti-di.But a cant guarntee that you wont turn into a guy (lol)

halloween4ever66 (8:00:05 PM): (i'm gonna send you this convo on myspace and then sed it back to me whe nwere done i'm gonna save it!!!)

halloween4ever66 (8:00:25 PM): but i do not want to turn in to a guy!! but dose t aht mean the gay guys would turn stright!?!?!??! o.O

pwright33 (8:01:31 PM): it may be for green eggs and ham have a special power from sam i am.The bis are straight and the guys are girls and the he shes have there own damn world

pwright33 (8:01:49 PM): (wow that made me laugh)

halloween4ever66 (8:03:15 PM): wow sam i am that made me lmfao!!! send the greend egg and am to a band and see what they say!!!

pwright33 (8:06:03 PM): that I shall maybe then they will see that I am sam i am and I myself hate green eggs and ham.I tell this tale about this food,but in the end I chuk it down sewer

pwright33 (8:06:14 PM): hahahhahaha

pwright33 (8:06:16 PM): lol

halloween4ever66 (8:07:08 PM): wow sami am are we on crak? or wee tell these story and i don't think any en could write stuff lie kthis unless they wre on something

pwright33 (8:09:12 PM): it is not crack you silly fool it is simply weed that i found next to a kitty pool

pwright33 (8:09:39 PM): (lol)

halloween4ever66 (8:10:06 PM): lmfao oh i see i see well if you found it nextto the kitti pool is there othign things like the silly kitti pool (wtf?)

pwright33 (8:10:43 PM): the kitty pool hold great wonders weed is just one of the many nembers.

pwright33 (8:10:51 PM): (hahahaah)

halloween4ever66 (8:11:17 PM): then i shall wait in line for this kitti pool and maybe i shall take a # and see what happens!!1

pwright33 (8:12:30 PM): Perhaps I shall wait to or maybe I'll skip and get soemthing out of the blue.This kitty pool has many things one of them happens to be weed.Normally its feeled with things things like babies and toddler pee.

pwright33 (8:12:47 PM): (lmao)

halloween4ever66 (8:13:28 PM): (lmfao) i keep lafing and i think my dad thinks i am on soemthing maybe ishould stay awya from the kitti pool so i don't get acussed!!!

pwright33 (8:14:18 PM): yes yes yes.The kitty pool causes great danger for it hold the secret to that one fucked up power ranger

pwright33 (8:14:29 PM): (lmfao)

halloween4ever66 (8:15:20 PM): (lmfao) dose the kitti pool hold the secret to wether god is black or white?!?!?!?

pwright33 (8:16:04 PM): it says he is rainbow I knew it to be true,buit he is not fruity like soem of the other messed up jews.(lol okay okay that was wrong)

pwright33 (8:16:17 PM): (I take that back lol)

halloween4ever66 (8:16:44 PM): yes that was wrong but t was still fnny OMG!!!! GOD I GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pwright33 (8:17:06 PM): hahahaha see I'm not a bad poet lol

halloween4ever66 (8:17:15 PM): no

halloween4ever66 (8:17:27 PM): but is god gay?!!?!?!? or is he livin in the kitti pool?!

pwright33 (8:18:14 PM): lol I believe he is straight that to be true and has tried many time to kill that devilish kitti pool

halloween4ever66 (8:19:58 PM): *le gasp* well i gusee my dear friend godfree can not fuck god for he is stright!! as for the kitti pool why would god kill soemthing he created?

pwright33 (8:20:49 PM): perhaps the kitti pool is only in are mind this due to that messed up wine

pwright33 (8:21:24 PM): I just had a cough attack lol

halloween4ever66 (8:21:48 PM): awwim sorry

halloween4ever66 (8:22:07 PM): but im sure if we ask other ppl abou the kitti pool they will syasomething about it!!!!

pwright33 (8:22:12 PM): man it hurt my chest super bad

halloween4ever66 (8:22:20 PM): awww im sorry

pwright33 (8:22:32 PM): ahhh but my dear it is in there mind for they were doing soemthing more then just wine

pwright33 (8:22:34 PM): its okay

halloween4ever66 (8:23:07 PM): yes maybe they are some pirates and had soem tume and wine?!?!?!

halloween4ever66 (8:23:16 PM): *soem rum

pwright33 (8:23:30 PM): ahh your catching on for captain jack has come and now there is no more rum

pwright33 (8:23:47 PM): lol

halloween4ever66 (8:23:51 PM): lmfa hell yes

pwright33 (8:24:04 PM): lol so has that dude got on yet

halloween4ever66 (8:24:16 PM): wel if captin jack is here and ther is no ore rum dose he knwo about the kitti pool that put the curse o nteh pirates?!?!?

pwright33 (8:25:37 PM): yes indeed he does,but he is the one who placed it there and now he is hiding for he knows that they will take is rum and then show him the darkness of the sea and he could not bare to leave you see

halloween4ever66 (8:28:07 PM): *le emo gasp* yes he dose not want us to see the darkness for he dose not want to come to the dark side tho we do have COOKIES!!! hedose not liek the cookies we havethere for we can stel his rum1!!!

pwright33 (8:29:08 PM): we have good cookies that we do and if he does not like them then we shall get the monkeys and they know how to fling poo.

pwright33 (8:29:12 PM): lol hahahahahah

halloween4ever66 (8:31:34 PM): but who are the monkeyts finging the poo at?? for it is plane to see the monkeyswill take over our evil kitti pool!!! and then we will be dea!!!!

pwright33 (8:38:06 PM): the monkeys are from the wizard of oz they dance and play,but we can hit them with a frying pan to end there days

pwright33 (8:38:57 PM): oh Amanda said pirates of the caribbean 2 is coming on DVD

halloween4ever66 (8:39:25 PM): -adds a frying pan to the shopping list- ok that will work dose that mean whe have to look out for lions tigers and bear OH MY!!!!?

halloween4ever66 (8:39:27 PM): sweet!!!

pwright33 (8:40:03 PM): lol okay I'm like laughing really hard lol

halloween4ever66 (8:41:08 PM): lmfao y?

pwright33 (8:41:59 PM): because we went from green eggs and ham to a kitty pool to parates of the carribean and then to wizard of oz lol

halloween4ever66 (8:42:17 PM): lmfao yes e did

halloween4ever66 (8:42:21 PM): wiat and god was in tehre to

pwright33 (8:42:38 PM): oh yah man we just added a bunch of things oh and the emos

halloween4ever66 (8:42:48 PM): and goth

pwright33 (8:43:02 PM): lol man we are so weird

halloween4ever66 (8:43:08 PM): dude!!!

pwright33 (8:43:15 PM): lol

halloween4ever66 (8:43:17 PM): we should dothat atoyouth like next week!!!

pwright33 (8:44:07 PM): hex yes we should lol

halloween4ever66 (8:44:55 PM): yes we should!!

pwright33 (8:45:25 PM): lol

pwright33 (2:08:08 PM): bunnies

halloween4ever66 (2:08:13 PM): goths!

pwright33 (2:08:19 PM): lol sweet

halloween4ever66 (2:08:30 PM): o you start!

halloween4ever66 (2:08:38 PM): *ok

halloween4ever66 (2:08:42 PM): (brb)

pwright33 (2:08:55 PM): okay

pwright33 (2:09:21 PM): twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a monster was stirring not even a dead mouse.

halloween4ever66 (2:10:49 PM): idk

halloween4ever66 (2:11:05 PM): i was hoping you were just gonna go it was the night be for x-mas so i could say and poor tiffy got sick

pwright33 (2:11:31 PM): lol twas the night before chritsmas

halloween4ever66 (2:11:51 PM): and poor tiffy got sick

pwright33 (2:12:20 PM): jack skelington was there,but he did noting but twitch

halloween4ever66 (2:12:44 PM): then sally came and they got hitched

pwright33 (2:13:42 PM): there wedding was splendid with spiders on chairs there was even a dead mouse that resembled jacks old hair (lol hahahahah)

halloween4ever66 (2:14:03 PM): *lol)

halloween4ever66 (2:14:35 PM): then zero came and put the dead mouse on Jakes hea to make it look like old Jack ha hair once more

pwright33 (2:15:01 PM): Jack was so happy he started to glow and old santa claus was buried in the snow

pwright33 (2:15:11 PM): (I crack myself up lol)

halloween4ever66 (2:15:25 PM): (that one was weird)

pwright33 (2:15:38 PM): (to mad I like it hahahaha)

halloween4ever66 (2:15:49 PM): so jack and his glowing self had to go find snaty clows all burried in the snow.....

pwright33 (2:15:50 PM): bad*

halloween4ever66 (2:16:32 PM): (omg im gon oput our othr one up on VR)

pwright33 (2:17:09 PM): it was quite a fright to see santa that night with his butt in the air and 8 tiny reindeer.

pwright33 (2:17:13 PM): (lol okay cool)

halloween4ever66 (2:19:16 PM): it was 8 tiny raindeer yes and they were all shoutting "help us help us be 4 he explodes and we all die from the smell"

pwright33 (2:20:41 PM): Jack thought real hard on this one indeed that he did then the kitty pool arived that held the secret within.

pwright33 (2:20:50 PM): (whoot whoot go kitty pool)

halloween4ever66 (2:21:21 PM): (agin?)

pwright33 (2:21:40 PM): (yes return of the kitty pool hahahahaha)

halloween4ever66 (2:22:03 PM): jack lookd inthe kitty pool and saw christmas land...but something had gone horibly wrong...for it was not jolly and happy but goomy and scary!

pwright33 (2:22:42 PM): he asked santa why this could be,but santa onl frowned and for soem reson the air smelled like pee.

pwright33 (2:22:47 PM): (hahahahahhaahahh wow that was random)

halloween4ever66 (2:23:10 PM): (wt)

halloween4ever66 (2:23:41 PM): oh jack new what was about to happe he new he had toget out of there quick...so he ran as fast as he could leaving the poor raindeer to thei fte!

halloween4ever66 (2:24:15 PM): BOOM snaty cluase was no more!!!!!!!!1

pwright33 (2:25:15 PM): Jack was sad for his wedding was gone everything was blown up and everything went wrong.Then Jack found old Santa cluases hat and he thought with some magic he could bring santa back

pwright33 (2:25:37 PM): (I like that one lol)

halloween4ever66 (2:25:45 PM): (as do i)

pwright33 (2:25:53 PM): (yay its a sucess)

halloween4ever66 (2:25:57 PM): (haha)

pwright33 (2:26:02 PM): (yay me)

halloween4ever66 (2:26:50 PM): so Jack wnt to the professer to tell him the bad news...that sally was dead...and he thought he could bring santa back.....so he askd the professer for help...and jack thouht if he brung santa back sanata could bring sally back!

pwright33 (2:29:09 PM): All night they worked to bring back the dead and all night it seems that it only brought dread.They tried,but failed and in doing so they brough back a damn shelf!!!Soon they were angry and filled with hate so through all the potions and a whole lot of hate.Soon the potions bubbles and fizzed and back came santa who seemed jollier indeed he did

pwright33 (2:29:29 PM): (yay santa)

halloween4ever66 (2:29:51 PM): (haha nice)

pwright33 (2:29:58 PM): (hellz yah)

pwright33 (2:30:07 PM): (lol)

halloween4ever66 (2:30:38 PM): in came a faire and bussed around tring to see what was happening jck said shoo amd she was off in a zoom...

pwright33 (2:31:41 PM): Soon she came back with a whole fleet and they sat there and sang soem song about feet.Soon a squirrel came along with an acorn in hand and pegged a fairy who went down with a bam

pwright33 (2:31:48 PM): (omg hahhaahhaah)

halloween4ever66 (2:32:11 PM): (lmfa omg)

pwright33 (2:32:26 PM): (hahahahah I'm an evil elf so it seems lol)

halloween4ever66 (2:33:09 PM): and soonthe faires became sad but still they sang of feet...the squrile named tinie came back with more of his friends with nuts and acornes in hand they peged mroe faire and they all went down with a bam!

halloween4ever66 (2:33:19 PM): (so it would seem)

pwright33 (2:33:31 PM): (dude that was awesome hahahaa)

halloween4ever66 (2:33:39 PM): (hell ya)

pwright33 (2:34:14 PM): Soon there was a war of faires and squirrels Jack was shocked at this awkward outcoem and soon began to kick the faires and the squirrels in there fat ass heads.

pwright33 (2:34:24 PM): (hahahahahahaha )

halloween4ever66 (2:34:36 PM): (awwwwwww poor squris)

pwright33 (2:34:59 PM): (well they shouldent have been starting a war)

halloween4ever66 (2:35:16 PM): they all made a big bang and that is ho the earth got started...but one of the vampires cought tinie the squril..and the campire squril came down to earth!

halloween4ever66 (2:35:26 PM): (GO TINIE)

pwright33 (2:36:24 PM): There were vampires squirrels and lil faires to next thing you know they will be comign for you muahhahahahahahaha

halloween4ever66 (2:36:39 PM): (haha)

pwright33 (2:36:40 PM): (hahahahahahh evilness will prevail)

halloween4ever66 (2:37:01 PM): but soon a faie bit a huma and the human vampires kill the squrils and faires...and poor tinie was dead....

pwright33 (2:38:13 PM): Jack screamed in fera  NO TINIE MY DEAR!!!!He began to cry and hold her tight then magically she came back to life.Jacks tears were the key of true happiness at least that was until the squirrel started being a bitch

pwright33 (2:38:17 PM): (hahahahahahahah )

halloween4ever66 (2:39:18 PM): (HAHA)

pwright33 (2:39:37 PM): *I think people think i'm crazy cause I'm laughing so hard lol*

halloween4ever66 (2:40:02 PM): oh indeed the swuril was a bitch she was big one too she started a claas called bitch 101

halloween4ever66 (2:40:10 PM):

(haha my mom's noot home and my dad isleeping)

pwright33 (2:40:50 PM): soon jack got mad and began to throw a fit thats when he kicked that damn squirrel in  very deep ditch

pwright33 (2:40:54 PM): *go jack lol)

pwright33 (2:40:56 PM): *

halloween4ever66 (2:41:57 PM): the ditch was filled withwater and Tinie could not swim jack soon begain to laf and sing "yaya the bitch of a squril is dead"

pwright33 (2:42:35 PM): Everyone sang along to this toon and they soon forgot about that old dead dude

pwright33 (2:42:50 PM): (awww santa has been forgotten)

halloween4ever66 (2:45:58 PM): Jack became the new santy clause along as the Pumkin King he  madex-mas fun and scary an soon the hole world loved x-mas more than halloween.

pwright33 (2:46:33 PM): Jack still had a problem for is bride was still dead now what could he do to regain her again?

halloween4ever66 (2:47:39 PM): he went to the next movie Corpse bride and fiund the same twig and said hi vouls and to his surprise it was sally his true love for life!

pwright33 (2:48:41 PM): They hugged and danced under the brightly lit chirtsmas tree and they then regognized all of the people who happened to be watching

pwright33 (2:48:48 PM): (0_0)

halloween4ever66 (2:49:14 PM): (o.O

halloween4ever66 (2:49:16 PM): )

pwright33 (2:49:24 PM): hahahahhaah

halloween4ever66 (2:49:57 PM): it was all the squrils and faeires they were not mad but they all sang of feet jack was feriuse wt them singing aboutfeet so he said i"if youdon't not shut up i will bandish you all"

pwright33 (2:51:02 PM): they stopped and stared with fright in there eyes then they "yelled its Christmas so dont be so deprized" They hugged jack with love and happiness to and in doing so jack didnt know what to do

halloween4ever66 (2:52:28 PM): jack was so shockd he just stood ther and then he went to go see his good friend Victor...

pwright33 (2:53:08 PM): victor hugged him with joy as well then jack just became so overwhelmed

halloween4ever66 (2:53:52 PM): jack begai to cry as they had not seen echother since 45 BC they sat and cought up on what they had done in between those thounds of years!

halloween4ever66 (2:53:58 PM): (45 bc...lmfao)

pwright33 (2:54:11 PM): (whoot whoot)

pwright33 (2:54:58 PM): jack told him of christmas and old santa claus he even told him about Sally and how he had never been able to smile without her love and joy and that she makes everything wothe being alive

halloween4ever66 (2:56:33 PM): and Victor toald him of the poltto have his human bride killed and how he found a corpse and would take her as a bride but she would not let him

halloween4ever66 (2:56:40 PM): then!

halloween4ever66 (2:56:56 PM): victor toald JAck that the corpse and Victor did get marryd!

pwright33 (2:57:16 PM): That simply would not do said jack they must find an explanation for this horrible fact

halloween4ever66 (2:59:27 PM): victr stood up an said it is true....my wife died...s i took a corpse as my bride and i am now dead to.

pwright33 (2:59:57 PM): Jack was shocked but indeed he was please so he told Victor you shall come live with me

halloween4ever66 (3:00:59 PM): Victor toald his bride and Sally was happy to see aother chikade to hang with

halloween4ever66 (3:01:10 PM): (what is the corpeses name?? i cna't rmeember)

pwright33 (3:01:39 PM): ummmm id remember either we will just call her bride hahaha)

halloween4ever66 (3:01:57 PM): (ok)

pwright33 (3:02:24 PM): so they left hand in hand for they were finally free of all those terrible and dreadfull dreams they are friends now and happy as can be cause they no longer have to worry about the foul smellign pee.

pwright33 (3:02:35 PM): (hahahahah my chest hurts from laughing)

halloween4ever66 (3:03:11 PM): (haha)

pwright33 (3:03:34 PM): (lol)

halloween4ever66 (3:03:59 PM): the go back to the mansion in which they all live no and Jack helps Victor unpack his things while Sally hels the Bride

pwright33 (3:04:58 PM): they then go to dinner in the great hall and sit and talk for hours about the mall Victor and jack talk about guns jack wants one,but once he blew off his thumb

pwright33 (3:05:10 PM): (hahahahahahha omg that was funny)

halloween4ever66 (3:06:31 PM): (haha)

halloween4ever66 (3:07:31 PM): Victor has one for he stole it fom his humns bride house b4 she died.

pwright33 (3:08:26 PM): jack took and ran through the whole house and then he tripped and fell and accidently blew up a miuse.

pwright33 (3:08:30 PM): mouse*

pwright33 (3:08:34 PM): (hahahahah)

halloween4ever66 (3:09:54 PM): the Bride saw what happend ran to JAck and hten said "that poor mouse"

pwright33 (3:10:21 PM): Jack said its fine he was already dea just give him some time and he'll put back on his head

pwright33 (3:10:29 PM): *yay me*

halloween4ever66 (3:11:02 PM): (haha)

halloween4ever66 (3:11:32 PM): the Bride sat in amazmet the head put itshead back on and yelled at jack and he said "you idiot i can still feel that u know?!?!!?"

pwright33 (3:12:04 PM): Jack smiles his sweet smile and patted the mouse on the head "I'm sorry lil one I wont do it again"

pwright33 (3:12:13 PM): (yay jack)

halloween4ever66 (3:12:28 PM): (hehe)

pwright33 (3:12:36 PM): (whoot)

halloween4ever66 (3:12:51 PM): the Bride was not used to sing thesethingso she lookd at jack with a open mout and wied eyed

pwright33 (3:13:55 PM): he smiled at her and began to laugh dont worry about it hey you should see the cat.The cat walked in with his tail held high and then he dissaperead,but left his smile

pwright33 (3:13:59 PM): (chesire cat)

halloween4ever66 (3:14:43 PM): (omg!!! lmfao)

pwright33 (3:14:49 PM): (yesum lol yay)

halloween4ever66 (3:15:13 PM): she had a werid expression on her face and yelled "Victo Victor look t's our cat it's our cat!!!" jak was shockd it wa theres

pwright33 (3:16:21 PM): Oh  he is yours?Sally walked by and picked up the cat the cat smiled and then began to laugh.He purred with pleasure when the bride held him tight Sally just smiled in warm delight

halloween4ever66 (3:17:24 PM): yes it is our cat...we thought we would nevr see her agin...we lost her 100 yers ago

pwright33 (3:18:18 PM): The cat smiled and sai yes this is true I am now the age of 172.Jack was shocked at such a great age for he was only 108

halloween4ever66 (3:19:26 PM): (wow heir really old!!!)

pwright33 (3:19:46 PM): *well to bad lol hes dead so it does not matter lol*

halloween4ever66 (3:19:49 PM): the cat prounds round and smiled as e said "how ar you 2 doing?"

halloween4ever66 (3:20:03 PM): (haa true true!!)

pwright33 (3:20:55 PM): the bride smiled and said were just fine.Victor held her hand and annouced there marriage once again.The cat smiled and said she knew it to be true they were perfect together this she knew

pwright33 (3:21:20 PM): *darn i have to go so we have to wrap this up*

halloween4ever66 (3:21:39 PM): (ok)

halloween4ever66 (3:21:55 PM): so they all lived hally ever after and Zer and the Cat got marryd

pwright33 (3:22:31 PM): this was perfect yes it was,but there will be more next time aroun yay for tiffi and brittney give it up you shall never ever beat us

halloween4ever66 (3:22:48 PM): treu true tre ture!!

halloween4ever66 (3:22:57 PM): i'm saving this convo once agin!!!

pwright33 (3:23:21 PM): lol well i G2G love you,I'll get online later if I can.Post the convo on myspace lol

halloween4ever66 (3:23:28 PM): lol ok

halloween4ever66 (3:23:32 PM): love ya much l8er

pwright33 (3:23:34 PM): okay love you bye