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...sorry, I should have specified that most of these did come from the mind of Morrigon... I made an off-hand comment about some of the sillier coven names here and came up with a joke one... she rolled from there.



Her wit is sharp and her creativity is infinite...



I'm sure we'll think of even more today attending a vendor conference...

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BlackTea
15:43 Sep 30 2008

I run into this often with another too. My mind is not as sharp as it should be...lol. Take great joy though in knowing her and calling her friend.

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Morri also came up with....



The Coven of the Gargling Nuns



Someone has to use that one.

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Morrigon
03:17 Sep 30 2008

Don't forget:



The Coven of the Pink Sock - Our main goal is taking what is inside and bringing it out.

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The Coven of Nocturnal Emissions



The Coven of Anal Fixations



The Coven of Perpetual Eye Crust



The Coven of Bouncy-Bouncy



The Coven of Tragic Indifference



The Coven of Infinite Windows Updates



The Coven of Unsuppressed Nose-Bleeds



The Coven of Unexplainable Itch



The Coven of the Persistent Rash



The Coven of Listerine Gargles



The Coven of Pinchitquick



...slow day...

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MiserableAtBest
22:31 Sep 29 2008

Wow, you're very creative lol.

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sPerAnZa
22:35 Sep 29 2008

The Coven of Bouncy-Bouncy just makes me excited.

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SeleneIncarnate
22:40 Sep 29 2008

Anal Fixations..my personal favorite. xD

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Morrigon
02:26 Sep 30 2008

Now THAT was fun to work on.

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wolfysnightmare
03:41 Sep 30 2008

sounds like it was a slow day lol

had to much time on your hands did you?

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...simply say...



"Excuse me, waitress?"



Works even better with the male attendants...

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Morrigon
00:19 Sep 23 2008

ohh I so should have used that one...

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:)



That was fun! We need to do that again one of these nights.



We should put some money on whether or not you get the call....

After having the opportunity to watch you work today, and the first preview of the photos you took, I have to say...



...you've got it.



Good gawd girl, you've got it.



Amazing... Simply amazing.

M: so... which version?



B: that is darker?



M: yeah



B: go with that one



M: darker and with one more color thrown in



M: yeah... it's more fall like, the other one is too soft



B: yeah



B: fall isn't soft



B: painful



M: hahah



M: filled with bitter DEATH



B: it slaps you in the face and says, "Fuck you. Toughen up. Winter won't be as nice as I am."



M: And you cry, you cry like a 10 year old girl!



B: And you wet yourself.



B: But you don't notice because fall rains misery on you constantly.



M: you kneel in puddles of mud and dead leaves



B: yeah



B: that's fall



B: your graphics epitomize that



M: haha

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Joli
02:14 Sep 09 2008

What kind of weird vampire power IS THIS?! As she is typing a conversation she is having with me on skype, she is having this conversation with you while you are typing it! Scary sheet, mon.

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SeleneIncarnate
22:41 Sep 29 2008

Oh my dear jebus..I laughed..

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...I know you think Alan Parson's "Games People Play" sounds like they're actually singing, "gay people play..."



...did you ever listen to Hendrix "Purple Haze" and think he's singing, "..'scuse me while I kiss this guy?"



Just wondering... when drinking... it does sound that way.

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Morrigon
17:10 Sep 08 2008

My god... you're right...

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imagesinwords
18:18 Sep 08 2008

That is called "Chronic Lyricosis". I have it as well.



'Taking Care Of Business' became- "Making Carrot Biscuits".



How about 'Smoke on the Water'? Sing it with me y'all- "Slow Walking Walter... the fire engine guy..."



:P This was part of my radio show in Japan :D I didn't coin these, just fed into them and played these funny tracks all the time.

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CarnelianMyst
00:25 Sep 09 2008

How about "Stairway to Heaven" where they sing..."and there's a wino down the road..he's selling oreos"....or at least it sounds like that, lol.

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Morrigon: the angry artist of VR. Some people here give her a bad rap.



She is mean.



She is angry.



She can be hostile.



She has been called names and shunned by some for her brash, bold and opinionated attitude toward life.



I sit back and see these things and I laugh. Since I know her personally, I know how off the mark those that besmirch her are.



She is cool. Cooler than most people here could ever hope to be. I get to see it every day.



For example, the other night I got a surprise phone call from my old friend and colleague, Etch. Etch had been drinking and as many drunk people do, he thought this was the perfect time to catch up with old friends. I was just stepping out of my office to head over to Morri’s so we could enjoy an evening of hanging out.



Etch was lamenting some relationship troubles he had been having. His live-in girl-friend has been… well, treating their relationship like a marriage. You know the routine; sex is fun, frequent and adventurous when dating, then after marriage it turns into a stale practice of infrequent and unimaginative sex. Befuddled over this change, he needed to vent and ask for advice. Advice that wasn’t well received; he simply didn’t like my answer. But he is a different guy than I am, and perhaps felt it wasn’t a path he couldn’t take.



I arrived at Morrigon’s apartment right in the middle of the conversation. He heard background noise since she was talking to friends on Ventrilo (of you don’t know what I mean there is a reason). He asked what the noise was, and when I told him that I had gotten to Morri’s apartment he insisted that I put her on the phone. She and Etch had met previously on one of our trips and they hit it off quickly. He wanted the woman’s perspective on his situation.



Now, Etch is the kind of guy that often likes to shock people – go to extremes just to gauge their reaction. So he started in on her with the topics of oral and anal sex right away. Morri, being the absolutely cool person she is, took his attempts at shocking her right in stride never wavering for a moment. Not many women I know could have done that.



Not only that, she gave it right back to him. When she said that we were planning on going to watch strippers that night, and she was looking forward to it, he was floored.



We finished the conversation, all three of us talking together on speakerphone and laughing our asses off as Etch tried to give us advice in between his girlfriend’s four-year old son hitting him in the crotch.



“You know guys… remember this… and how does it go? When you need love the most is when you deserve it the least… yeah. That’s it. When you need love the most is when you deserve it the least… OWWWW… he just hit me in the nuts again!”



It was the kind of conversation I wish I could have recorded just to enjoy again.



I miss Etch. The man was an absolute blast to work with.



I’m glad I have a friend as cool as Morri and we get to hang out as often as we do. Those here that don’t know her personally have no idea what they’re missing out on.

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queenmorbid
02:22 Sep 08 2008

*Bows# Because she IS the bomb! We love the Otter!

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Morrigon
02:32 Sep 08 2008

Hey, I want to teach the Kama Sutra.



Etch has questions, I have answers ;)

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faeriemoon
02:36 Sep 08 2008

The woman seriously rocks! Good cop, bad cop. ;)

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imagesinwords
18:16 Sep 08 2008

I'm glad I felt like I was reading her well before I met her in person. Meeting you guys proved me right on both counts :)

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That's right.



Uh-huh.



You know what I'm talkin'bout.



*smug*

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Morrigon
22:09 Sep 03 2008

>.>

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